April 10, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                    Nothing takes you down a notch in confidence 

                    more than unexpectedly choking on your own 

                    saliva when you’re not even eating anything.

Top of the heap: Nuggets of wisdom that forever changed people's way of thinking

Why "Bless Your Heart" is the Most Savage Insult in the Country

Throw out these 4 cords today

The Top Benefits of Getting an Emotional Support Dog
Pssst... kid! Wanna see a four-legged whale?

I want this guy's job

Trump is Already Plotting His Post-White House Tell-All Memoir
The Stark Sisters: Growing Up Game of Thrones

12 Out-of-This-World Facts About 2001: A Space Odyssey

28 Times Kids Hilariously Renamed Things (and Made Then Sound Way Better)

An Early Run-In With Censors Led Rod Serling to The Twilight Zone

The Lost History of One of the World's Strangest Science Experiments

AMC will be launching a third Walking Dead series next year

5,000 years of advances in healthcare (Thanks, David)

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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