May 29, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

I have a “dry clean only” sweater that is about

to learn some harsh truths about living with me.

Top of the heap: Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, The Ultimate Preview

Chefs Reveal the Red Flags You Should Look For in Restaurants

Traveling Overseas With Trump

Down With Office Dress Codes

How brands get their names, explained by a professional namer

10 Lessons I Learned From Making Many Mistakes in My 20s

Choose what happens to your Google account when you die

Slowly and Persistently, Elizabeth Warren is on the Rise

MLB Ballpark Beer Guide

What You Didn't Know About the Apollo 11 Mission

Reliving your childhood in a playground can be a disaster

People Say These 15 Words Aren't Words, But They Actually Are (except for #2. That one's just evil)

Birds, bats, and beluga whales: An incomplete list of animal spies

Body Language CuesThat Actually Mean Something

Study: A Clean Home Yields More Sex, Less Stress

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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May 22, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                                One thing that sucks about being a grownup is no longer being able 

                                to say, “My Mom said no” when someone wants to come over

Top of the heap:  What Happens When Someone DOES Object During a Wedding?

Weird Behind-the-Scenes Facts About Your Favorite Disney Movies

15 Charts That'll Make Going Keto Sooo Much Easier

A Movie Theater Full of Double Beds (What could POSSIBLY go wrong?)

Hoe Dodge City Became the Ultimate Wild West

Back Row America - One man's journey to find those left behind

20 funny tweets about marriage

9 Things You Never Knew About The Secret Service

The Lost Tomb of Genghis Kahn

Trump Administration to LGBT Couples: Your 'Out of Wedlock' Kids Aren't Citizens

Why Movie Posters Look All the Same

Brilliant New Typeface Combines Touchable Braille With Visible Letters

Can We Live Longer But Stay Younger?

The Second Life of Crayons

A Library Assistant Shares 28 Things She's Learned About the General Public

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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May 15, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

Okay, wait… does Canada even HAVE a president, 

or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers?

Top of the heap: Breathtaking Photos From the 2019 National Geographic Photo Contest Finalists

After hyping a $1-billion Star Wars Land, how does Disney get visitors to leave?

Every Marvel Movie After Avengers Endgame

13 Things You Should Delete From Your Facebook Immediately

The Legend of the Vomelet - the absolute worst MRE in armed forces history

15 Typical Life Problems and How to Solve Them

Meet the fish leather pioneers

Study Finds Drinking Tequila Can Help You Lose Weight

A "Caravan" of Americans is Crossing the Canadian Border to Get Affordable Health Care

Why Sniff Time Is so Important to Your Dog

21 Epigrams Every Man ONE Should Live By

Awesome Hack: Use Google Docs to sign documents

100 Random FactsThat Will Astonish You (Thanks, Melody!)

This art is just crap

Just GUESS what was always a myth

Watch Out For These 10 Phone Call Scams

Scientists Have Decoded the Universal Language of Honeybees

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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May 8, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                                People who can’t distinguish between etymology and

                                entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words

Top of the heap:  Bill Gates Actually Made a Good Point About the Socialism Debate in America

3 Things Gym Class Got Wrong

The Companies Disney Owns (Spoiler alert: it's a butt-ton)

Why Are Most Planes White? 

Y'ever wonder why the US doesn't use the Metric system? (Spoiler alert: we do more than you think)

51 Genius Hacks Teachers Swear By

The Fossils That Inspired Alien

What the Hell Should I Watch on Netflix?

5 History Myths Everybody Believed For Far Too Long

Physics? Meet Bicycles

Hand dryers v. paper towels

Here we go again: What color is this shoe?

Fun With Flags

Sesame Street is now an actual street in NYC

There's a Secret Room Behind Mound Rushmore

Baby X-Rays Look Extremely Uncomfortable, So Of Course Twitter Made it Funny

Odd lunar effects on animals

The Race to Develop the Moon

What's the Difference Between the Yeti, the Abominable Snowman, and Bigfoot?

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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May 1, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            “Nice picture! These are your kids?”

                            “Yep. That’s Stephen, Kayleigh, and Austyn.”

                            “How old are they?”

                            “Elephen, threigh, and sevyn.”

Top of the heap:  When to take a bathroom pee break during Avengers: Endgame (no plot spoilers)

The bias that makes us spend instead of saving

Geezer Gifts (Thanks, Melody!)

Related: Top Travel Destinations For Old Farts (over 50)

Y'know those chalk marks parking officers put on your tires? Turns out that's unconsitutional

The price change of insulin over the past few years

Obstruction of Justice in the Mueller Report: A Heat Map

This Conversation Between a Passenger and an Airline Should Absolutely Terrify You (Thanks, Monkeybone)

The Yodeler Who Sued Yahoo

The night it rained seat cushionsat Busch Stadium

Mistakes tourists make when visiting LA

Flying Motorcycles? Sign me up!

The Last Great Hippie Communeis Still Going Strong

What Does Poison Ivy Look Like?

Anybody wanna buy a baby T-rex?

The Surströmming Offensive (and man, do I mean offensive)

I think I've discovered my new lair (now, does anyone want to give me a spare $15 million?) 

Just another day at Walmart

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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