May 1, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            “Nice picture! These are your kids?”

                            “Yep. That’s Stephen, Kayleigh, and Austyn.”

                            “How old are they?”

                            “Elephen, threigh, and sevyn.”

Top of the heap:  When to take a bathroom pee break during Avengers: Endgame (no plot spoilers)

The bias that makes us spend instead of saving

Geezer Gifts (Thanks, Melody!)

Related: Top Travel Destinations For Old Farts (over 50)

Y'know those chalk marks parking officers put on your tires? Turns out that's unconsitutional

The price change of insulin over the past few years

Obstruction of Justice in the Mueller Report: A Heat Map

This Conversation Between a Passenger and an Airline Should Absolutely Terrify You (Thanks, Monkeybone)

The Yodeler Who Sued Yahoo

The night it rained seat cushionsat Busch Stadium

Mistakes tourists make when visiting LA

Flying Motorcycles? Sign me up!

The Last Great Hippie Communeis Still Going Strong

What Does Poison Ivy Look Like?

Anybody wanna buy a baby T-rex?

The Surströmming Offensive (and man, do I mean offensive)

I think I've discovered my new lair (now, does anyone want to give me a spare $15 million?) 

Just another day at Walmart

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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