July 31, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

Anyone who doesn’t like musicals because 

“people don’t just start randomly singing 

and dancing all of a sudden in real life” 

have obviously never been to my house.

Top of the heap:  The Coolest Astronomical Photo, EVER

Why We're Moving Forward With Impeachment

Top CBP Officer Testifies He's Unsure if 3-Year-Old is "a Criminal or a National Security Threat"

The Influence of Coffee Around the World

The In-N-Out Burger MysteryHas Been Solved (Thanks, Spider Monkey!)

Poland is About to Openthe World's Deepest Pool (Thanks, Susan!)

93 weird facts you may not believe are true (Thanks, Melody!)

11 Highly Unnecessary Expenses 

Wanna win a bunch of classic Corvettes?

What constitutional rights do undocumented immigrants have?

How to stroke a cat, according to science

Good for you, Corona Beer!

I Took a Dump the Same Way the Apollo Astronauts Did - And Dear God Was It Awful

The man who tried to conquer his fear of heights... and failed spectacularly

Scientists share Hilarious Titles of Real Studies

The Great Saudi Beauty Pageant Scandal of 2018

Here's your chance to vote for the 2019 Shed of the Year

5 Everyday Foods That Are Disgusting Behind the Scenes

World War II Photos You Didn't See in History Class

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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July 24, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

While most puns make me feel numb,
mathematics puns make me feel number.

Top of the heap:  It's the Racism, But It's Not Just the Racism
 
Here's What You'll Face When You Try to Invade Area 51

Karma

Te 40 Best Disney Songs, Ranked

30 Fascinating Facts About Seinfeld

What is the Apollo 11 Landing Site Like Now?

Related: Why the Apollo 11 Astronauts Almost Ran Out of Fuel

Related: Why Didn't the Soviets Ever Make It to the Moon?

The 2019 Audubon Photography Awards

10 Tiny Homes You Can Buy on Amazon

16,000 Readers Shared Their Experience of Being Told to "Go back to where you came from."

The Not-So-Distant History of Radio Jingles

This little-known inventor has probably saved your life

Great Idioms From Around the World (my personal favorite is 脱了裤子放屁)

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, Bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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July 17, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

I love living in LA. It’s kind of like making an agreement that

an earthquake is allowed to kill me at any random moment during

the course of my life in exchange for never having to wear a heavy jacket.

Top of the heap: 50 Facts About the Apollo 11 Moon Landing for its 50th Anniversary

Take a tour of the Galaxy

800,000 People Sign Up To Storm Area 51 (What could POSSIBLY go wrong?)

Now THIS is a Subway Entrance

Mistakes From the 50 Best Movies of All Time  (Thanks, Melody!)

Weird Bathrooms

Georgia's Finger-Lickin' Good & Woke Fried Chicken Law

The Smithsonian online

A hospital introduced a robot to help nurses

AOC on the 2020 Presidential Race and Trump's Crisis at the Border

Oh, rats. The 6 Signs of a Rodent Infestation

The Empire is Crumbling- how America is falling apart

The History of Motor Town Music

Hmmm, Low IQ & Conservative Beliefs Linked to Predjudice

Y'ever wonder why bats sleep upside down?

A 100-Year Timeline of Jell-o Flavors 

Show Your Stripes gives you a graph of average annual temperatures by region

31 Home Improvements That Add Value

Ever wonder where all the Bob Ross paintings ended up?

How to make Hollywood movies better by adding a cat

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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July 10, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

Look, some days you go to the gym and

eat salads, some days you eat cupcakes

and watch TV without your pants on.

It’s called balance. Look it up.

Top of the heap: Pixel Thoughts: A 60-second meditation tool to clear your mind

ComicCon starts a week from today (and I'm going). Here are some cosplay pics from the one in Montreal

A Crossword Puzzle Walks Into a Bar

The Line of Succession to the British Throne

Need a goalie for your hockey game? Rent one!

DIY Therapeutic Pet Wrap

Size vs. Strength: Who Is Strongest in the Animal Kingdom?

Man Spots Creature That 'Looked Like an Alien' On His Ceiling

Little Alchemy: Combine elements and see what you can come up with

Guess what DOESN'T qualify you to drive in the HOV lane?

Looking for a good movie to watch?

The Most Famous Band You've Never Heard Of

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Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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July 3, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                    Sing like you don't need the money;

                    love like you'll never get hurt; 

                    dance like there's nobody watching; 

                    email like it may one day be read aloud in a deposition.

Top of the heap:  11 Lifesaving Skills Everyone Should Know

Fireworks tomorrow night? Here are some tips to take some stunning photos with any phone

TV Shows: Renewed, Cancelled, or Ending

Carl Sagan Had an Explanation for Why Aliens Aren't Visiting Earth (I thought it was because of that Beiber kid)

Behind-the-scenes of Marvel movies

Surprising Ways Your Community Has Your Back In a Disaster

Worst Products For Left-Handed People

Heatstroke: No bueno.

12 History Questions People Always Get Wrong

Apollo 11 was 50 years ago. Experience it in Real Time

15 Foods You Should Never Buy Generic

The World's First Roller Coaster at Sea

Interesting read: Should Zoos Exist?

Hilarious Church Noticeboards

How to Fix Dry Erase Markers

Y'ever wonder what happens if parents don't name their baby? (me, neither)

Millennial Toilet Paper

How Did the Oregon Republican Party Get So Crazy?

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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