July 31, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

Anyone who doesn’t like musicals because 

“people don’t just start randomly singing 

and dancing all of a sudden in real life” 

have obviously never been to my house.

Top of the heap:  The Coolest Astronomical Photo, EVER

Why We're Moving Forward With Impeachment

Top CBP Officer Testifies He's Unsure if 3-Year-Old is "a Criminal or a National Security Threat"

The Influence of Coffee Around the World

The In-N-Out Burger MysteryHas Been Solved (Thanks, Spider Monkey!)

Poland is About to Openthe World's Deepest Pool (Thanks, Susan!)

93 weird facts you may not believe are true (Thanks, Melody!)

11 Highly Unnecessary Expenses 

Wanna win a bunch of classic Corvettes?

What constitutional rights do undocumented immigrants have?

How to stroke a cat, according to science

Good for you, Corona Beer!

I Took a Dump the Same Way the Apollo Astronauts Did - And Dear God Was It Awful

The man who tried to conquer his fear of heights... and failed spectacularly

Scientists share Hilarious Titles of Real Studies

The Great Saudi Beauty Pageant Scandal of 2018

Here's your chance to vote for the 2019 Shed of the Year

5 Everyday Foods That Are Disgusting Behind the Scenes

World War II Photos You Didn't See in History Class

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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