August 7, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

I’ve always wondered why some people 

jump off the tops of buildings to see if they

can fly. Wouldn’t it be safer and make a

lot more sense to try to fly UP to the top?

Top of the heap:  The Quest to Make the World's Most Perfect Brownies

How to politely smoke weed

Trump's tweets giving you headaches, you say?

5 Famous People Whose Entire Personality Was an Act

Europeans Are Sharing All The Things They Do Better Than Americans (and it's painfully accurate)

When New Yorkers Were Menaced by Banana Peels

10 Hotel Tricks No One Taught You (Thanks, Melody!)

What if Avoiding the Sun is BadFor You?

How Long Has It Been Since Donald Trump Attacked Someone on Twitter?

The Making of Colonel Sanders

All 104 James Bond Villains, Ranked

Fear, confusion, despair: the everyday cruelty of a border immigration court

The Oldest Towns in Every US State

A Brief Compendium of Medical Quackery

What it's like to be a Lifetime Supply Winner

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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