Wednesday, August 28, 2019

August 28, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..." 


There’s a delicate balance in telling people
you’re going to the gym, enough so that 
they’re impressed but not so much that 
they start expecting you to be in shape.


Top of the heap:  Wow.  Trump is doing what Obama couldn't

100 Photos Kids Born After 2000 Will Never Understand

Welcome to the Deepest Hole on the Entire Planet

The inside story behind the funniest baseball card ever made

Secrets of the 9-1-1 operator

The Best Fast Food Items You Can Order on the Road (according to a nutritionist)

Second careers of famous musicians

Why We Pour Milk on our Cereal (other than because it tastes good)

'Murkins! Why we love our apple pie

38 Americanisms the British Can't Bloody Stand

RV Camping 101: A Complete Beginner's Guide to RV Travel

Summer on the Swollen Great Lakes (Thanks, Melody!)
The Most Difficult-to-Pronounce Town in Every Single State

How to Make a Slightly Cooler Paper Airplane (but this time it can fly)

Common First Aid Mistakes

Chemical Reactions That Look Like Scenes From Horror Films

Costco Secrets 



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 
 Skip    ಠ_ಠ


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