August 14, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

Has anyone else ever wondered if, in a pinch, 

Jim Henson ever used Kermit as an oven mitt?

Top of the heap:  A list of all the returning TV shows (Thanks, Melody!)

What Does It Feel Like to Die?

Take a Blast From the Past with Bobby Sox and Do Wop (Thanks, Wally!)

Just GUESS what prompted the guy who fractured that kid's skull for "disrespecting" the national anthem

The Eternal Lie of the Pools That Turn Blue if You Pee in Them

A Brief and Awful History of the Lobotomy

28 Sneaky Jokes You Never Caught in Movies and TV Shows

The Horror of Microsoft Teams

Odd Features in Real Homes

5 Iconic Movies Saved By Last-Minute Changes

The Pirate Who Penned the First English-Language Guacamole Recipe

Weird Facts that will make you question everything (Thanks again, Melody!)

What it's like to ride in an F-16 Fighter Jet

In the "Oh-Great" department: A Reformed White Nationalist Says The Worst is Yet to Come

The Best Budget Restaurant in Every State, According to Yelp

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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