September 25, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

If Superman doesn’t wear underwear 

with my pictures all over them, then 

this relationship is as one-sided as I feared.

Top of the heap:  The Funniest Entries From the 2019 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

Mitch McConnell: The Man Who Sold America

Here's how the storming of Area 51 turned out

What you need to know about the Whistleblower Scandal in DC

The Complete List of Alexa Commands

25 Facts That Prove You're Picturing History Wrong

15 Things You Should Never, Ever Put in the Dishwasher

5 Mindblowingly Petty Moves By The Trump White House

Well, this ought to keep you up nights...

Constructing the Most Spectacular Restaurant in the World

Absinthe: The Rise and Death of the Green Fairy

The 30 Best SignsFrom the Climate Strike

Explosion at a Bull Semen Factory. The jokes just wrote themselves

Foolish Scientists Find Mysterious, Alien-Like Creature in Antarctic Ice, Bring It Home (have you guys never watched a movie?)

              and, finally...

Show some respect for the Boomerang Cutter

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

(If you'd like to subscribe to the Website Wednesday mailing list,

shoot me an email and let me know)

This e-mail, the files transmitted with it, and the sender of this email are the property of Skip's House of Chaos and/or its affiliates.  This email is confidential, and is intended solely for use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed.  If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender, delete this message from your computer, destroy your computer immediately, forget all that you have seen and turn yourself over to the proper authorities.  Any other use, retention, observation, dissemination, consideration, recollection, forwarding ridicule, printing, viewing, copying, or unauthorized memorization of this e-mail without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited. The contents of this e-mail are not intended to be taken literally.  Void where prohibited by law or common sense.  Not valid in Rhode Island, Guam and the Xinhua province in China. Condiments available upon request.  A transcript of this e-mail is available free of charge.  Cash value = 1/20 of once cent.  All rights reserved. © 2019.

September 18, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

Does anyone have a charger? My milk is only at 2%.

Top of the heap: Astronomy Photographer of the Year 2019 Winners

First Look: Wildlife Photographer of the Year exhibition images

The 2019 ig Nobel Prizes (from the Annals of Improbable Research)

Soothing Facts About Muzak

10 of the Worst Food Hacks on the Internet

How to Take the Perfect Weekend Nap

Satisfy your rude, immature sense of humor with the Really Rude Map

Which Face is Real? Test your ability to distinguish a real face from one generated by AI

Blogging Tips for Beginning Writers

Cat keeps sitting on your keyboard? You need one of these

Why Millennials Are Scammed Twice As Often As Seniors

Wedding Nightmares That'll Make You Glad You're Single

30 Things You Didn't Know About Starbucks (Thanks, Melody!)

It's time this Kitschiest of Obscure Vintage Treasures had a comeback

Travel a lot? Try some of these hotel hacks

Here are a few things you might not have known about Andrew Jackson

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, Bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

(If you'd like to subscribe to the Website Wednesday mailing list,

shoot me an email and let me know)

This e-mail, the files transmitted with it, and the sender of this email are the property of Skip's House of Chaos and/or its affiliates.  This email is confidential, and is intended solely for use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed.  If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender, delete this message from your computer, destroy your computer immediately, forget all that you have seen and turn yourself over to the proper authorities.  Any other use, retention, observation, dissemination, consideration, recollection, forwarding ridicule, printing, viewing, copying, or unauthorized memorization of this e-mail without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited. The contents of this e-mail are not intended to be taken literally.  Void where prohibited by law or common sense.  Not valid in Rhode Island, Guam and the Xinhua province in China. Condiments available upon request.  A transcript of this e-mail is available free of charge.  Cash value = 1/20 of once cent.  All rights reserved. © 2019.

September 11, 2011

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

I’m happy to report that I 

finally did some financial 

planning, and it looks like 

I can retire next year and live

comfortably for about an hour.

Top of the heap:  Some thoughts on the Labor Day disaster aboard the Conception

The Rise and Rise of Elizabeth Warren

The Best Fast Food in Every State

Okay, this Interactive Fluid Simulator is cool

Around the World in Perfect Weather - A 52-Week Dream Trip

Great info for car owners- better for the bad guys  (Thanks, Melody!)

The Secret Story of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid's Last Tango

Leaked Emails Show How White Nationalists Have Infiltrated Conservative Media

27 Facts That Will Make You Look at The Wizard of Oz Differently

26 Over-the-Top Things Actors Do To Prepare For Roles

The Supreme Court is Not Well

Need some words of encouragement? Try The Trebek Affirmation Soundboard

The Encyclopedia of Monsters

30 Photos Proving Burning Man is the Craziest Festival in the World

To the Maid of Honor: "Just Wear Anything You Want" (Thanks, Laura!)

Trump Invites Pence to Stay at His Place -Then Hands Taxpayers the Bill
 
Visit the Museum of Endangered Sounds

Can I do it just until I need glasses?

Sony's 40th Anniversary Walkman's Surprise Feature is a Scene-Stealer (Tip O'The Hat to Special K)

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

(If you'd like to subscribe to the Website Wednesday mailing list,

shoot me an email and let me know)

This e-mail, the files transmitted with it, and the sender of this email are the property of Skip's House of Chaos and/or its affiliates.  This email is confidential, and is intended solely for use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed.  If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender, delete this message from your computer, destroy your computer immediately, forget all that you have seen and turn yourself over to the proper authorities.  Any other use, retention, observation, dissemination, consideration, recollection, forwarding ridicule, printing, viewing, copying, or unauthorized memorization of this e-mail without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited. The contents of this e-mail are not intended to be taken literally.  Void where prohibited by law or common sense.  Not valid in Rhode Island, Guam and the Xinhua province in China. Condiments available upon request.  A transcript of this e-mail is available free of charge.  Cash value = 1/20 of once cent.  All rights reserved. © 2019.

September 4, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

I always ask kids what they want to be when they grow up.

Mostly because I’m still looking for ideas.

Mostly.

Top of the heap:  Jim Mattis: The Man Who Couldn't Take It Anymore

The World's Greatest Places for 2019

The Song That Sparked Rock's Most Unforgettable Comeback is 50 years old

The Curse of Playing the Wicked Witch of the West

30 surprising facts about M*A*S*H (Thanks, Melody!)

Y'ever wonder why you can't find wild broccoli? (Yuck. Me neither)

75 Restaurants Where You Can Eat for Free on Your Birthday

The Biggest Loser: Why Donald Trump Couldn't Hack It in Hollywood

The rules of email etiquette

Jupiter's Newly Discovered Moons Officially Have Names (sadly, Moony McMoonface didn't make the cut)

This year's Most Expensive Hotel Room in the World
 
50 End-of-Summer Getaways by State

The making of Blazing Saddles

A Distorted US Map of Where Candidates Campaigned in 2016

4 of the World's Weirdest Weather Phenomena

Respect the Hammock

The power of doing nothing at all

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

(If you'd like to subscribe to the Website Wednesday mailing list,

shoot me an email and let me know)

This e-mail, the files transmitted with it, and the sender of this email are the property of Skip's House of Chaos and/or its affiliates.  This email is confidential, and is intended solely for use of the individual or entity to whom this email is addressed.  If you are not one of the named recipient(s) or otherwise have reason to believe that you have received this message in error, please notify the sender, delete this message from your computer, destroy your computer immediately, forget all that you have seen and turn yourself over to the proper authorities.  Any other use, retention, observation, dissemination, consideration, recollection, forwarding ridicule, printing, viewing, copying, or unauthorized memorization of this e-mail without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly prohibited. The contents of this e-mail are not intended to be taken literally.  Void where prohibited by law or common sense.  Not valid in Rhode Island, Guam and the Xinhua province in China. Condiments available upon request.  A transcript of this e-mail is available free of charge.  Cash value = 1/20 of once cent.  All rights reserved. © 2019.