September 25, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

If Superman doesn’t wear underwear 

with my pictures all over them, then 

this relationship is as one-sided as I feared.

Top of the heap:  The Funniest Entries From the 2019 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

Mitch McConnell: The Man Who Sold America

Here's how the storming of Area 51 turned out

What you need to know about the Whistleblower Scandal in DC

The Complete List of Alexa Commands

25 Facts That Prove You're Picturing History Wrong

15 Things You Should Never, Ever Put in the Dishwasher

5 Mindblowingly Petty Moves By The Trump White House

Well, this ought to keep you up nights...

Constructing the Most Spectacular Restaurant in the World

Absinthe: The Rise and Death of the Green Fairy

The 30 Best SignsFrom the Climate Strike

Explosion at a Bull Semen Factory. The jokes just wrote themselves

Foolish Scientists Find Mysterious, Alien-Like Creature in Antarctic Ice, Bring It Home (have you guys never watched a movie?)

              and, finally...

Show some respect for the Boomerang Cutter

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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