October 30, 2019

Website WednesdayThe Halloween Edition
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

NOTE TO SELF:
One of the worst things you can dress up as
for an Overeaters Anonymous Halloween party
is a giant Snickers bar.

Couple Creepiest of the heap: Here are the 10 Most Frightening Stories You Will Ever Hear. I lied. Here's 10 more.

The 30 Most Haunted Places in America

Super Creepy Facts

The 100 Best Horror Movies of All Time

The Cultural History of The Addams Family

Amazing Facts About Famous Monsters

Who was Dr. Frankenstein?

6 Stories From History That Sound Like Secret Zombie Movies

The 30 Best Horror TV Shows of All Time

2,175-pound pumpkin sets California record

50 Halloween Costumes You Probably Wish You Thought Of Yourself

The Science Behind Hollywood's Movie Monsters

The Not-So Mysterious Missing Grave of Blues Legend Robert Johnson

Warren Zevon's"Werewolves of London" by James Joyce

6 "Buried Alive" Newspaper Stories to Send Shivers Down Your Spine

A Brief History of Witchcraft in Art

Who you gonna call? - Making a Life-Sized Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man

Headed to NYC? Check out the Museum of Slime

The Haunted Hospital

12 Halloween-Like Traditions From Around the World

          and, finally...

Horror Movies for Dogs

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Boo. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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October 23, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

Minutus cantorum,

Minutus balorum,

Minutus carborate

Descendum pantorum

Top of the heap: Stunning wildlife photos that will make you see animals in a whole new light

Related: The winners of the 2019 Nikon Small World Microphotography competition

Japan's chocolate toilets are disturbingly delicious

The world's fastest ants found racing across the Sahara

Funny things to ask Alexa

J.R.R. Tolkien's high-class burn of Nazisin 1938

30 Acronyms You'd Never Figure Out

The bizarre rise of fast food fused with snack foods

The Top 10 Conservative Rock Songs of All Time

How do sodas in outdoor vending machines not freeze in winter?

The most mysterious places on Earth

26 Famous Villains Whose Actions Don't Add Up, Like At All

Every Single Person Who Has Resigned or Been Fired From the Trump Administration

Navigation: Google Maps or Waze?

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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October 16, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

Bologna is just hot dogs for people who like pancakes

Top of the heap:  The 8 Best Fact-Checking Sites for Finding Unbiased Truth

What a Trump vs. Warren race would look like

YouTube Cheats to Break Restrictions and Make YouTube Fun Again

Here's a little sump'n sump'n for the lactose intolerant folk

Food Facts

10 of the Top Construction Projects in the World

The Very Best & Very Worst Performances By Famous Actors

Facts That Are So Strange You Can't Help But Question Them (Thanks, Melody!)

The Guns and Sand Club (what, the actual f....)

10 Hotel Tips No One Taught You

The Best Free Alexa Skills for Amazon Echo Owners

Electric Cars: Fact, Fiction, and Reality

The 30 Worst Advertising Slogans and Taglines

The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet

Everything We Know About the Mass Shooting Video Screened at Trump's Miami Resort

The Dumbest Laws in Every State

Donald Trump: xenophobe in public, international mobster in private

Famous Writer's Homes Every Nerd Must Visit

A Twofer: How many US cities can you name?  How about European cities?

Why the Women's Restroom Line is Always Longer

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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October 9, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

I used to think I could control ducks

with my mind, but it turns out ducks 

and I just have similar ideas about 

what sort of stuff ducks should do.

Top of the heap:  Talented 2-year-old belts out an Elvis classic

Timmy, I'm shocked at this. Shocked, I say!

A first look at the new Walking Dead spinoff

Y'ever wonder why ghosts wear clothes? (HINT: they didn't always)

Wanna smile? Here are 50 facts "guaranteed" to accomplish that (Thanks, Melody!)

A Soviet sailor's 50-year-old message makes it to Alaska

Astonishing Facts About World War II That Will Change the Way You View It

Resignation Letters - Innovative ways to say, "I Quit"

45 of the Funniest Song Titles Ever

Things Chefs Do That You Shouldn't

If you're over 40, you probably can't hear this

How things have changed - Reconfiguring the American Household

152 Things You Must Know in the Kitchen  (Thanks, Jeremy!)

What Will Humans Eat on Mars?  (In a word: ew.)

15 Restaurant Red Flags - what to look out for when you dine out

The Intelligence of Plants

Y'ever wonder Why Are Plastic Army Men Still From World War II?

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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October 2, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

Garbage men and pick-up artists should change names.

Top of the heap:  The Whistleblower Complaint - Read it here, or listen to it here

Martha Stewart's Guide to a Perfect Impeachment Party

20 Amazing Facts About Facebook

45 Travel Destinations for Harry Potter Fans

Odd Facts That Are Actually True (Thanks, Melody!)

The Most Complex Word in the English Language (and it only has three letters)

Six Unsolved Moon Mysteries

Whaddya know? Turns out money CAN buy happiness, after all

50 of the Coolest Neighborhoods in the World

How to Recognize Famous Painters By Their Art

Magic Spoilers

The best of the worst: a history of bad TV in 10 shows

When Will You Die? (II've got another good 10 or 11 years!)

The Tallest Known Tree in the Amazon

Every State's Most Overrated & Underrated Attraction

Balloon Boy Hoax - Solved

Guess what product Mattel is launching...

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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