October 9, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

I used to think I could control ducks

with my mind, but it turns out ducks 

and I just have similar ideas about 

what sort of stuff ducks should do.

Top of the heap:  Talented 2-year-old belts out an Elvis classic

Timmy, I'm shocked at this. Shocked, I say!

A first look at the new Walking Dead spinoff

Y'ever wonder why ghosts wear clothes? (HINT: they didn't always)

Wanna smile? Here are 50 facts "guaranteed" to accomplish that (Thanks, Melody!)

A Soviet sailor's 50-year-old message makes it to Alaska

Astonishing Facts About World War II That Will Change the Way You View It

Resignation Letters - Innovative ways to say, "I Quit"

45 of the Funniest Song Titles Ever

Things Chefs Do That You Shouldn't

If you're over 40, you probably can't hear this

How things have changed - Reconfiguring the American Household

152 Things You Must Know in the Kitchen  (Thanks, Jeremy!)

What Will Humans Eat on Mars?  (In a word: ew.)

15 Restaurant Red Flags - what to look out for when you dine out

The Intelligence of Plants

Y'ever wonder Why Are Plastic Army Men Still From World War II?

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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