December 25, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 (The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

I have a certain affinity for the Nativity Story. 

As it so happens, I, too, have woken up 

in a pile of barn hay surrounded by sheep.

Top of the heap:  Die Hard is a Christmas Movie, Everybody Shut Up

Christmas Superstitions: A Festive Survival Guide

(One person's opinion of which are) The 40 Best Christmas Television Episodes

Where Candy Canes Come From

10 Historically Bad Christmases

Noeel: Electric Eel Lights Up Christmas Tree in Tennessee

Why We Love Rudolph

La Tamalada: A Christmas Tamale Tradition (with recipe!)

You better watch out! Vintage Scary Santa Snapshots

How a White Lie Gave Japan KFC for Christmas

10 fun facts about Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

9 Incredible Holiday-Themed Cakes

Why Are There No New Christmas Songs?

It's Me, the Hanukkah Display In Your Grocery Store

How Santa Survived the Soviet Era

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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