February 26, 2020

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 (The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

There is no physical evidence that today is actually Wednesday.

We just have to hope that someone kept count since the first one.

Top of the heap:  The 2020 Underwater Photographer of the Year Winners

Top of the heap II:  Songs That Sound the Same  (Just let this playlist run while you do something else. You can thank me later)

The best argument for each of the 2020 Democratic frontrunners

Track the Coronavirus on a Real-Time Map

Diver Spots a Pink Manta Ray So Rare He Thinks His Camera is Broken (Thanks, Monkeybutt)

Welcome to the Future with Low-Cost Smart Diapers

The End of Miss America

ADHD In a Nutshell

The Most Wanted Getaway Cars

Just GUESS who's America's 10th Highest-Paid Athlete

How Not to Get Sick on a Plane: A Guide to Avoiding Pathogens

The Terrible Truth About Star Trek's Transporters

Case Closed: Here's Who Gets the Middle-Seat Armrests on Planes

The Origin of Baby Shark (do do do do do)

DOT 2019 Air Travel Consumer Report

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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February 19, 2020

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 (The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

I want to lose 50 pounds and have a six-pack, 

but at what cost? Eating right? Exercising? Absurd.

Top of the heap:  Russians Think Triumphant Trump Is More Their Man Than Ever

Movies Based on a True Story? An interactive graph which fact-checks them

Absolute proof that the world has gone to hell in a handbasket  (Thanks, Susan. I think.)

The Federal Budget - A Primer

A Politics-Scented Candle which smells exactly like what you'd expect

Something new from a galaxy far, far away

Looking for a real cool way to win $2000?

How Nipplegate Created YouTube

What Color is Your Name?

Fun With Flags - (in the style of other countries' flags)  (Thanks, David!)

A Brief History Of Why America's Health Care System Sucks

Only for TWD fans: Pssst... Negan is Going Full Whisperer

Funny words that sound fake

People Who Inspired Some of History's Most Famous Love Songs

Dumb Things People Misunderstand About Famous Works of Art

The 50 Greatest Romantic Comedies of All Time (they completely missed "Somewhere in Time," so this list is, for all intents and purposes, useless)

Yesterday was Mardi Gras - so it was Parade Time in New Orleans

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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February 12, 2020

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 (The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

Before you start popping bubble wrap, 

remember the air in it is from China…

Top of the heap:  The 100 Greatest Memes, Ever

Top of the heap II:  Scuba Diving in Verde Island Passage in the Philippines (Thanks, Alli!) 

          (Wanna go? Click here for details!)

The Best All-You-Can-Eat Buffet in Every State

Trump Unleashed: what's next for a president who feels invincible

Super Awkward Moments From the Oscars

The Nominations for the 40th Annual Raspberry Awards

The Top 10 Checked Out Books of All Time

Dumb Mistakes You're Making in the Kitchen Every Day

A Map of Every Object in Our Solar System  (Thanks, Laura!)

How to Add Emergency Contacts to Your Phone

Netflix Just Game You A Way to Disable One of Its Most Hated Features

The most misunderstood character in all of fiction

George Washington's First State of the Union Address

You Should Know About This Chernobyl Fungus That Eats Radiation

A Retrospective on the History of Work

Wanna Get a Free Whopper from Burger King?

What's the ugliest thing you own

Trump's impeachment acquittal shows how democracy could really die

Sex, drugs, and Gandalf: Confessions of a movie theater employee

FedEx begins residential drone delivery testing in Virginia

Carl Sagan and Ann Druyan's Ultimate Mix Tape

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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February 5, 2020

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 (The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

Okay, how does this work? Do the Chiefs get their land back now, or what?

Top of the heap:  Memes from the Iowa Caucus

You may not be able to vote against the worst senators, but you can donate to their opponents

Start your day right with the 40 Most Wholesome Rescue Pet Photos of the Month

The History of the Two-Day Weekend

How to Read Faster

How a War-Torn Country Became the Second Largest Producer of Coffee in the World

7 Crazy-But-True Aquarium Stories

The economics of all-you-can-eat buffets

A Frank-ly Kind Act

The Loneliest Place in the World

Picking a Lightbulb

The most common language spoken in each State (other than English or Spanish)

What historical figures would look like today

The 50 Best Car Commercials of All Time

Wendy Williams and Fartgate - You decide!

Wanna earn some quick cash?

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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