Wednesday, February 26, 2020

February 26, 2020

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  


There is no physical evidence that today is actually Wednesday.
We just have to hope that someone kept count since the first one.


Top of the heap:  The 2020 Underwater Photographer of the Year Winners

Top of the heap II:  Songs That Sound the Same  (Just let this playlist run while you do something else. You can thank me later)


The best argument for each of the 2020 Democratic frontrunners

Track the Coronavirus on a Real-Time Map

Diver Spots a Pink Manta Ray So Rare He Thinks His Camera is Broken (Thanks, Monkeybutt)


Welcome to the Future with Low-Cost Smart Diapers

The End of Miss America

ADHD In a Nutshell

The Most Wanted Getaway Cars

Just GUESS who's America's 10th Highest-Paid Athlete

How Not to Get Sick on a Plane: A Guide to Avoiding Pathogens

The Terrible Truth About Star Trek's Transporters


Case Closed: Here's Who Gets the Middle-Seat Armrests on Planes

The Origin of Baby Shark (do do do do do)

DOT 2019 Air Travel Consumer Report



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 
 Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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1 comment:

David Eaves said...

My nieces love that baby shark song, my mum put it on at Christmas and they went nuts