Wednesday, March 4, 2020

March 4, 2020

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  


How do you know if someone is hitchhiking 
or just complimenting your driving skills?


Top of the heap:  What to do if you think you have the Coronavirus

Badass Women History Class Totally Failed to Mention

Dunkin' Donuts latest release is a WINNER! (Thanks, Debb!)

America's 25 Most Popular National Parks, Ranked

America is Losing the Toilet Race

The Worst Book Covers on Amazon (they obviously haven't found mine yet)


Wild Author Revelations That Throw Fictional Universes Off-Course

A Highly Scientific Analysis of Pineapple as a Pizza Topping

If We Ever Start a Cult, This is Where We'll Be Sourcing the Outfits 

Trump's Plan for Paying for Coronavirus Prep

Indiana Jones 5 will be the first movie of the series NOT directed by Steven Spielberg

The boss who put everyone on 70K

Apple doesn't allow movie villains to use iPhones


Family dancing in a hospital room for their grandpa (sound on)

As Skynet approaches, how hard will the robots make us work?

An interactive map of the Neighborhoods of NYC



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 
 Skip    ಠ_ಠ



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