March 11, 2020

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 (The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table 
into the brisk digital wind..."  

I, for one, am severely disappointed that they 

named it “insomnia” instead of “resisting a rest.”

Top of the heap:  You should set a Cadbury Egg on Fire

Top of the heap, Part II:  NASA is accepting applications for new astronauts

Now this is how to quit a job

Use this as a replacement for the handshake: Live Longer and Prosper

The Most Common Illegal Things Car Dealerships Will Try to Do

Fascinating Animal X-Rays

25 Bacon Mistakes You Need to Stop Making  (Thanks, Melody!)

Interesting Defense Strategy

Historical Figures (Who Looked Waaay Different Than You Think)

Offshore oil rigs could be remade as reefs, windmills, sea farms, research hubs (Thanks, Monkeybutt)

The botched Coca-Cola heist of 2006

The Reasons Presidential Debates Are Irrelevant

22 Stage Name Origins

NASA's Deep Space Antenna Upgrades to Affect Voyager Communications (for about a year)


And, from the "Oh-My-God-We're-All-Gonna-DIE" file:

    - Why the US is so vulnerable to the Coronavirus

    - How to Prepare Your Home For Coronavirus

    - What Are Epidemics, Pandemics, and Outbreaks?

    - An Experiment on the Power of Hand-Washing (Mahalo, Gay! MKAP)

    - Can't find Purell or other hand sanitizers? Here's how to make it at home

    - How Coronaviruses Spread (comic)

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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