May 27, 2020

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 (The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

The Coronavirus pandemic has been especially 

stressful for members of the Flat Earth Society. 

They fear that the continued social distancing 

measures could push people over the edge.

Okay, first, the Pandemic Stuff:  

Oh, the Places You Won't Go!  Dr. Suess meets Dr. Fauci

The Top 16 Dodgy DIY Coronavirus Masks

Almost Half Of The "Reopen America!" Tweets Are Coming From Bots

Why is there a meat shortage?

How the Pandemic Will Change Healthcare

Quarantine TV choices, by state


Now, the Stuff to Take Your Mind OFF The Pandemic Stuff:

Top of the heap:  Dad, how do I? - Practical "Dadvice" for every day tasks

The 2020 Comedy Wildlife Photography contest is now accepting submissions - the best ones so far

I. Want. One.

Every US streaming service, ranked

Monster-building instructions, IKEA-style

Elvis Worms!  (Thanks, Laura!)

How to Instantly Create Intimacy With Any Person You Meet

Why Humans Totally Freak Out When They Get Lost

The Most Inappropriate Animated Disney Films (according to adults)

Weird Animals

Seriously, Smithsonian?

The Fastest Growing and Declining Retail Brands

The Tunguska Explosion Could've Been Caused by an Asteroid That Still Orbits the Sun (oh, lovely)

Tesla said to be readying new long-lasting, low-cost batteries for EV's

An infographic history of Apple (Thanks, David!)

Australia - the Land of Nope

Mississippi Governor Pranked by Grads

8 Strange Sea Creatures (9, if you count divers)

Be safe out there!

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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May 20, 2020

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 (The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

So, these murder hornets.

Do you send them a list of names, or what? 

How does this work?

Okay, first, the Pandemic Stuff:  
The Four Men Responsible For America's COVID-19 Test Disaster

Make your own Unofficial UKGov COVID-19 Slogan

If the President Tests Positive For the Virus

Coronavirus has exposed all of America's ancient evils

The Quarantine Olympics  - Games

Oh, yay. You'll Probably Have to Arrive at the Airport Four Hours Early For Your Next Flight.


Now, the Stuff to Take Your Mind OFF The Pandemic Stuff:

Top of the heap:  Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Gets CBS All Access Series Order  (Thanks, Laura!)

Now THIS is a great commercial (Thanks, Chris!)

Which is correct, "jury-rigged" or "jerry-rigged"? (HINT: it's the first)

GOP Group Exposes 'King' Trump's Legal Shell Game in Blistering New Fox News Ad  (Thanks, Melody!)

Weird Ways Science is Screwed

The Real Reason Superman was Sent to Earth

Huge whale smashes into diver's camera with its fin (Thanks, Spidermonkey)

Is Tom Cruise Too Old to Be a Fighter Pilot? A Top Gun 2 Investigation

If Superheroes Had to Live in the Real World

Why does "yellow filter" keep popping up in American movies?

I Scream, You Scream: Shanghai's Weirdest Ice Cream

Things That Didn't Age Well

IKEA Shares How to Make 6 Types of Furniture Förts

The 10 Absolute Worst Tourist Incidents in Yellowstone National Park

Dark Moments From Disney's Past

This could come in handy: How to Wash 'Dry-Clean Only' Clothes at Home

Weird Things That Washed Up From the Ocean

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, Bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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May 13, 2020

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 (The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

In biblical times, if you loved your wife, 

you’d let her ride your ass all day.

I guess some things never change.

Okay, first, the Pandemic Stuff:  

Flattening the Truth on Coronavirus

The Speed of Confirmed Coronavirus Cases by Country

Workers are Being 'Turned In' by Employers For Not Coming to Work During the Pandemic


Now, the Stuff to Take Your Mind OFF The Pandemic Stuff:


Top of the heap:  Murder Hornets in the U.S.

Arrows of Time (a timekeeping timeline)

6 Everyday Groups (With a Sinister Original Purpose)

Speaking of time, here's the Blackest of the Black Watches

Cosmos 954: The Nuke That Fell From Space

Nostalgic for some old computer sounds? (Me, neither)

The real Lord of the Flies: what happened when six boys were shipwrecked for 15 months

Incredible Geometric Optical Illusion Tattoos

Weird Anatomies - Fantastic Creatures and Fancies Chart

Parking Lot Confessions

The Most Divisive Movies

You Love to See It: Movie Clichés We Don't Hate

Have You Seen This Dog?

Studio Interference That Actually Made a Movie or Show Better

11 Solid Gold Facts About Bonanza

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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May 6, 2020

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 (The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

You’re never too old to say “horses” when you drive past some horses.

Okay, first, the Pandemic Stuff:  

The Future of Cities

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Returns for Social-distancing Riff-Along Special

Celebrities Who Are Coming Through, Bigtime, In the Crisis


Now, the Stuff to Take Your Mind OFF The Pandemic Stuff:

Top of the heap:  Tom Cruise is Working With NASA to Film a Movie in Space

Draw your own Cosmos (dunno what it is, but it's mesmerizing)

MMMmmmm! Outrageous Ballpark Foods

The Life and Fiery Death of the World's Largest Treehouse

A music quiz based on your birth year

In Case of Emergency, Press This Button

Not sure what to make for dinner? Try MyFridgeFood

Language Jokes and Puns

Facebook Launches Zoom Rival, "Messenger Rooms"

Trippy, infinite zooming

Oh, great. Need to Fly Somewhere? Get Ready For Layovers Galore

Pimped Out Drainpipes (Thanks, David)

5 Axed Ideas From The Empire Strikes Back script

Mitch McConnell: The Man Who Sold America

Crazy Hidden Details in Recent Movie Posters

MapCrunch plops you down in a random place on the globe. Go explore!

Coming soon: a glow-in-the-dark garden

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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