Wednesday, May 20, 2020

May 20, 2020

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

So, these murder hornets.
Do you send them a list of names, or what? 
How does this work?


Okay, first, the Pandemic Stuff:  
The Four Men Responsible For America's COVID-19 Test Disaster

Make your own Unofficial UKGov COVID-19 Slogan

If the President Tests Positive For the Virus

Coronavirus has exposed all of America's ancient evils

The Quarantine Olympics  - Games

Oh, yay. You'll Probably Have to Arrive at the Airport Four Hours Early For Your Next Flight.


Now, the Stuff to Take Your Mind OFF The Pandemic Stuff:

Top of the heap:  Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Gets CBS All Access Series Order  (Thanks, Laura!)

Now THIS is a great commercial (Thanks, Chris!)

Which is correct, "jury-rigged" or "jerry-rigged"? (HINT: it's the first)

GOP Group Exposes 'King' Trump's Legal Shell Game in Blistering New Fox News Ad  (Thanks, Melody!)

Weird Ways Science is Screwed


The Real Reason Superman was Sent to Earth

Huge whale smashes into diver's camera with its fin (Thanks, Spidermonkey)

Is Tom Cruise Too Old to Be a Fighter Pilot? A Top Gun 2 Investigation

If Superheroes Had to Live in the Real World

Why does "yellow filter" keep popping up in American movies?

I Scream, You Scream: Shanghai's Weirdest Ice Cream

Things That Didn't Age Well

IKEA Shares How to Make 6 Types of Furniture Förts

The 10 Absolute Worst Tourist Incidents in Yellowstone National Park

Dark Moments From Disney's Past

This could come in handy: How to Wash 'Dry-Clean Only' Clothes at Home

Weird Things That Washed Up From the Ocean


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, Bella. 

 Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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