December 16, 2009

My most favorite part of Christmas shopping: Shuffling over to the desk
with my robe draped open, cradling a warm cup o' java and stroking the
three-day-old growth sprouting on my jawline, at which point I sit down,
give my knuckles a nice healthy *CRAAAACK* and proceed with to
order a whole bunch of stuff online. My least favorite part would
probably be getting kicked out of OfficeMax before I was finished.


Top of the Heap: I never knew the Universe could be this colorful!
http://www.chromoscope.net/#

The Geek "Must Do Before You Die" Checklist (sort of a birthday present for Luis)
http://dailycupoftech.com/2009/05/04/the-geek-must-do-before-you-die-checklist

Top 10 Quirky Science Tricks for Christmas Parties
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_f3SkxTWxc

I present to you the city in the United States with the least creative street names ever. Take a look around.
http://alturl.com/987o

Christmas Around the World (thanks, Billy)
http://www.nightingalecreations.com/MerryChristmas2009.html

The 10 Most Depressing "My Life is Twilight" Entries
http://www.moviefill.com/THE-10-MOST-DEPRESSING-MY-LIFE-IS-TWILIGHT-ENTRIES-19573/

This is going on in every cell in your body right now. Any questions?
http://www.expasy.ch/cgi-bin/show_thumbnails.pl

The Kung-Fu Movie Script Generator (tip O'the hat to Ken)
http://www.onlyknives.com/diy-kung-fu-movie-script

The 50 Best Protest Signs of 2009
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-50-best-protest-signs-of-2009

The 12 Days of Christmas, as you've probably never heard it played before
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=povDqicuf-4

For the Grinch McScrooges out there, Care4Less is for you!
http://care4less.org/

Find the odds of a white Christmas in your area
http://www.communitywalk.com/united_states_of_america/what_are_the_odds_of_a_white_christmas/map/449720

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And, from Jack's Sunday Paper...

Nothing this week... Jack's been studying and working for the closing week of the school play. HOWEVER, he sends out some pretty good stuff every week (chip off the old block), so if you want to subscribe to Jack's Sunday paper, send him an email (iamcylon12@gmail.com) and let him know. You won't be disappointed!

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