December 23, 2009

You'd be surprised how gracious the other patrons
of a cash register line can be when you arrive jumping
up and down, hugging a 24-pack of toilet tissue.


Top of the Heap: 2009 Finalists for the Best Visual Illusion of the Year Contest
http://illusioncontest.neuralcorrelate.com/cat/top-10-finalists/2009/

Top of the Heap #2: Every misconception imaginable. The Book of General Ignorance
http://www.resnet.trinity.edu/esheline/Book_of_General_Ignorance/Mitc_9780307405517_oeb_c01_r1.htm

Top of the Heap #3: The Results of Slate's "Write Like Sarah Palin" Contest
http://www.slate.com/id/2237261/slideshow/2237294/fs/0/entry/2237295/

2009 Last Minute Holiday Geek Gift Guide
http://www.pcworld.com/article/185241/2009_lastminute_holiday_geek_gift_guide.html?tk=nl_cox_h_crawl

How to type upside down and backwards on the Web (tip O'the hat to the Bardgal!)
http://www.sevenwires.com/play/UpsideDownLetters.html

Tweet from the Large Hadron Collider Twitter account
http://odemo.blogaliza.org/files/2009/12/LCH-grande.png

15 Uses for Incredibly Inexpensive White Vinegar
http://tinyurl.com/ybsfxl6

Most Popular Free Mac Downloads for 2009
http://lifehacker.com/5427165/most-popular-free-mac-downloads-of-2009

10 Questions to Ask Before Picking a Major
http://www.usnews.com/blogs/professors-guide/2009/12/16/10-questions-to-ask-before-picking-a-major.html

10 Ways to Screw Over the Corporate Jackals Who've Been Screwing You
http://www.alternet.org/workplace/144679/10_ways_to_screw_over_the_corporate_jackals_who%27ve_been_screwing_you

What Was Popular Mechanics Thinking?
http://www.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=10506

10 blue characters that are cooler than the aliens in "Avatar"
http://www.asylum.com/2009/12/18/10-blue-characters-we-like-more-than-avatar-aliens/

Top 10 Strangest Moments in Movie Monster Science
http://listverse.com/2009/12/22/top-10-strangest-moments-of-movie-monster-science/


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And, from Jack's Sunday Paper...

School Answering Machine
http://www.break.com/index/hilarious-answering-machine-message.html

At First, But Then (Skipnote: If you laugh at this, you're doomed)
http://narf.at/pix/9f3377515da9932da4994be63be0c7a9fb924494.jpg


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