Website Wednesday 14.1

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail..."

            So let me see if I understand this correctly: 
            The propellant in hair spray harms the ozone 
            layer, and so does the methane in flatulence. 
            Call me crazy, but I just thought of a way to
            cut this damage to the environment in half.

Top of the Heap:  100 Pieces of Advice From 100-Year Olds

Apparently DARPA tried to build Skynet back in the 1980's. What could POSSIBLY have gone wrong?

23 Problems Only Parents Will Understand

Corny or Awesome, 100 Movie Lines You Wish You Could Use (some NSFW)

100 Things We Didn't Know Last Year

New Laws Taking Effect Today

12 New Year Traditions From Around the World

21 Science Fictions That Became Science Facts in 2013

The Best Inventions of 2013

Five Surprising Things That Will Happen in the Next Five Years

The 21 Best Space Moments of 2013

Have you ever wondered why it's nearly impossible to castrate a hippo?  Me neither.

The First 10 Things To Do With Your New iPad

The First Six Things To Do With Your New Android Tablet

How to Use Your New Camera Like a Pro

Pledging Allegiance to the Flag

7 Things You Need to Stop Saying if You're Over 30

Hysterical Cease and Desist Letter from Starbucks, and the Epic Response

Mostly for my fellow Angelinos - What Los Angeles Could Look Like in 2033

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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