December 26, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            It has come to my attention that, 

                            at or around this time last year, 

                            I may have dared 2018 to 

                            “come at me, bro,” and it did.

                            Dear 2019: I don’t want any trouble. 

                            Just put down that broken bottle 

                            and why don't we just get along.

Top of the heap: Pssst...wanna waste a LOT of time?

Drinking Games You've Never Heard Of

Two Guys Figure Out How to Get the Maximum Air on a Water Slide

Best Collection of Funny WiFi Names

New stuff coming to Netflix in January

Ever wonder what happened to the Ex-Confederate leaders after the Civil War?

Dagwood and Blondie explain nuclear fission

Why We Can't Stop Loving Stormtroopers

Your Facebook data is creepy as hell

Disneyland Hacks You Need to Know Before You Go

The Lost Art of Bending Over: How Other Cultures Spare Their Spines

Traveling on your own? Here's the ultimate checklist for a party of one

Are Aliens Plentiful, But We're Just Missing Them?

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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December 19, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            Yesterday I wore something from 10 years ago 

                            and it actually fit!! So proud of myself!

     

                            It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here!

Top of the heap:  Winners of the 2018 National Geographic Photo Contest

Time Magazine Has Announced Their Person of the Year

Have fun with the Adult Swim Interactive Choir

10 Ways You Never Knew You Were Using the Toilet Wrong

An English Teacher Sets The Record Straight About "Baby, It's Cold Outside" (Thanks, Roger)

10 old cables you should keep (and 6 to toss)

Population Mountains - what the populations of cities look like stacked as a 3D graph

NASA releases first sounds ever captured on Mars

Big Bytes (Thanks, Melody!)

Americans Are Weirdly Obsessed With Paper Towels

The Most Popular Passwords of 2018. (Thanks, Spider Monkey!)

Ridiculous Holiday Traditions Your Weird Family Celebrates

Beat Any Escape Room - 10 proven tricks and tips

The Year Star Wars Fans Finally Ruined Star Wars
America's Favorite Fast Food Chains (We're Number One! -well, and #9)

10 Sci-Fi Gingerbread Creations

The Transatlantic Battery Bunny Battle

What Happened to All the People Who Left the Trump Administration?

Start counting

Science Ornaments For Your Christmas Tree

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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December 12, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            The good thing about having a runny 

                            nose during the holidays is that you 

                            don’t have to lick all those stamps and

                            envelopes when you send out cards

Top of the heap:  This is what Trump's caravan "invasion" really looks like

You've Been Eating Burgers Wrong Your Entire Life

Biggest Fast Food Failures Of All Time

There's an Alternate Universe of Pre-MTV Music Videos You've (Probably) Never Seen

Brilliant Hospital Christmas Decorations

Things you only notice about Harry Potter as an adult

The Evolution of Santa Claus

New InventionsThat Are On Another Level

Want some ideas on how to pet-proof your Christmas tree?

All The Criminal Charges To Emerge So Far From Robert Mueller's Investigation

12 Things Most Millennials Would Never Know How to Use

The Case for Treating Bigotry Like a Disease (harmful, contagious, and a public heath approach is warranted)

How to curse in 1785. You know, just in case.

Trump's Favorite Things Randy Rainbow's Song Parody

The Saddest-Sounding Places on Earth

Everyday Objects That Started Out As Something Else Entirely

Holiday Traditions to Try With Your Family This Year

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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December 5, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            I’m going to go out on a limb and make the assumption that anyone 

                              saying, “representative” into their phone isn’t having a good day.

Top of the heap:  Finding a Formula for the Funniest Word in English (the Results Will Make You Fart)

Big Knickers is a Lot of Bull

What You Do to Survive

For the Whovians: 11 Functional Homemade TARDISes

This is kind of cool: Story Plots Diagrammed as Subway Maps

Richard Branson's new mission to explore the bottom of Belize's Great Blue Hole (Thanks, Spider Monkey)

Listen to this little guy talk about the importance of reading (Thanks, Special K!)

The Best and Worst White House Christmas Displays

Why is Tucker Carlson Mad About Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?(A Guide to the Content Cycle)

11 Secrets of Hollywood Science Advisors

The Glamorous, Sexist History of the Women's Restroom Lounge

What is insomnia? (Me. Me is insomnia)

Wanna find some creepy, cringe-inducing stuff for Christmas? Creepbay has it!

Doctor Memes Are The Best Medicine

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the 28-year old who was elected to Congress last month, has an asteroid named after her

52 of the World's Most Out-There Myths About Food

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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November 28, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            And, be they not yours, neither the circus nor the

                              monkeys shalt thou accept the care of, amen.

Top of the heap: Schedule of Christmas Movies and TV Specials for 2018 (hint: my buddy Katrina is on tomorrow afternoon at 11am on the Hallmark Channel)
Related:Christmas Movies Streaming Guide

10 Everyday Things No U.S. President is Allowed to Do While in Office

95 Household Vinegar Uses You Never Knew About

6 Factors That Determine Whether or Not You Remember Your Dreams

Anheuser-Busch and Keurig team up to make a countertop bartender

6 Explosive Fart Controversies

10 Places That Forbid You From Taking Pictures
You may be cool, but you'll never be Cordell Jackson "the Rockin' Granny" Cool

Looking for a new bed?

It's a dance party! Push the buttons for more fun

The Bacteria Lurking in American Showerheads  (and why trying to killi it off does more harm than good)

Ten Neat Things to Do With Apples (Mmmm, apples)

The Problem With America's Only Royal Palace

People Getting Stabbed in Medieval Art Who Just Don't Give a Damn

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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November 21, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            People who can’t tell the difference between etymology 

                            and entomology bug me in ways I can’t put into words.

Top of the heap:  A roundup of comics and fan art drawn in honor Stan Lee

The Do's and Don'ts of a Thanksgiving That's Actually Fun

11 Impressive Thanksgiving Cupcakes

Don't Make These 10 Thanksgiving Mistakes

This Year's List of Tech Turkeys

Airports With the World's Coolest Layover Activities

8 Places You'll Recognize From the Background of Every Movie

Doing an end-run around the HOA
If you hate the media, you're more likely to be fooled by a fake headline

Y'ever wonder why we never forget how to ride a bike?  Me neither.

Some quirky an downright strange 2019 calendars

Make your own custom emoji

More companies are chipping their employees like pets

The Future Birthplace of Captain James T. Kirk

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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November 14, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                    I’m thinking that if phone scammers

                    dialed it down a bit, they’d be a ton 

                    more effective. Telling me I’ve won 

                    a million bucks? Obviously a scam. 

                    But telling me I’ve won a pizza? 

                    Here’s my social security number.

Top of the heap: Flying Through the Malibu Fire

50 Mind-Blowing Facts We Bet You Didn't Know (Thanks, Melody! And happy birthday!)

5 Ways to Stop Spam Calls

Here's Why Music Played Backwards Makes You Hear Hidden Messages
Y'ever wonder What Makes Horror Movies Sound So Scary?

5 Things to Know About Black Friday, 2018

Places With the Biggest Snowfall in History in Every State (Thanks, Laura!)

(Here's an ambitious one) 18 Best Home Remedies For Every Ailment

The Top 10 Grinches Who Did Their Best to Steal Christmas

The Best and Worst Times to Buy a Plane Ticket

What Happened When a Nation Erased Birthright Citizenship
27 Tweets That Are True For Absolutely No Reason At All  (Thanks, Debb!)

The Most (and Least) Annoying Sounds

51 Facts You've Always Believed That Are False

House Democrats already have their list of Trump scandals to investigate

All the Ways You Can Board a Plane, Ranked by Stupidity

The Most Important Line in the Star Wars franchise

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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