February 28, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
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peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

                            I refuse to eat at Chick-Fil-A because it reinforces

                                the stereotype that Southerners can’t spell.

Top of the heap:  2017 National Geographic Travel Photographer of the Year Winners

Mueller's Latest Indictment Shows Trump Has Helped Putin Cover Up a Crime

All 11 Versions of the U.S.S. Enterprise, Ranked  (The starships, not the schooners, sloops, aircraft carriers, space shuttles, and the like)

Royal Weddings and the Love Stories Behind Them  (Thanks, Emma!)

If the Moon Were Only 1 Pixel - A Tediously Accurate Scale Model of the Solar System

The Coolest Stuff at Toy Fair 2018

How the NRA Lost Its Mind

Hawaii's Last Outlaw Hippies

America's Secret Ice Base Won't Stay Frozen Forever

This is fun...

Who woulda thunk Olympic cross-country skiing could be exciting?

The POW Olympics of World War II

Obligatory Star Wars stuff: Rey is the New Anakin

Secrets of Competitive Figure Skaters

The 50 Greatest Shower Thoughts of All Time

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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February 21, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

                    The only two white actors in "Black Panther" 

                    are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, 

                    and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum.

                        I guess that means… 

                            ...they’re the Tolkien white guys.

Top of the heap:  Speaking of Black Panther, if you haven't seen this, you should (no spoilers)

In this week's WTAF category: 3rd-Graders are selling AR-15 raffle tickets in Missouri

Gong Hei Fat Choi! 新年快乐! Happy Chinese New Year! What the Year of the Dog Means For You

America is Under Attack

Tricks to Fall Asleep Faster

The Best (and Worst) Sleeping Positions

This looks fun - Make Siri, Alexa, ad Google Assistant talk in an infinite loop

Tricks For Improving Your Posture

"Because Nothing Has Changed" - students and teachers are calling for nationwide school walkouts on April 20

Funny Names

The World's Most Useless Wheelchair Ramps

Y'ever wonder how many calories Winter Olympians consume? (yeah, me neither)

$235 million this past weekend alone - The Evolution of Marvel's Black Panther

Daniel-San and Johnny are at it again - The Karate Kid Gets a Makeover With Cobra Kai

          ~ and, finally - some Star Wars Stuff ~

The Very Real History of Death Stars  (Cue the "Imperial March") 

Here's All 290 Star Wars Movies Officially in Production Right Now

Luke Skywalker Was a Freeloader

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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February 14, 2018

Website Wednesday

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            Summer Olympics:

                 Who can run the fastest?

                 Who can swim the fastest?

                 Who can jump the farthest?

            Winter Olympics:

                 Who can make it to the bottom of this Ice Slide of Death and SURVIVE?

                 Who can get around this rink without getting their hands SLICED OFF by everybody else's blades?

                 Can this guy do a 180-degree flip without DYING?

Top of the heap:  Evil Mad Scientist Valentines, 2018

I ♥ Gerrymandering: Valentines for the Love of Democracy

Nerdy Shoes

Winter Olympics, 2018: Figure Skating Jumps, Explained

Celebrity Facts You Might Not Know

Interesting stuff your dishwasher can (and shouldn't) do

20 Unusual (But Legit) Home Hacks

Albert Einstein's Forgotten Inventions

Six Teenagers Are Running For Governor of Kansas

Do you have tinnitus? (Me, too)  Try this

The Story of Honest Abe's Family Tree

Intel Made Smart Glasses That Look Normal

Anybody want to take a guess at what they used for snow in The Wizard of Oz?

What is 5G? Here are the basics

2000 Days on Mars With the Curiosity Rover

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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February 7, 2018

Website Wednesday
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(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
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peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                            The word “diputseromneve” may LOOK ridiculous,

                               but spelled backwards it’s even more stupid.

Top of the heap:  The Best 2018 Super Bowl Ads

Research About Hot Dogs, French Fries, and Other Nonsense

The Slick Science of Making Olympic Snow and Ice

50 Most Useful Alexa Skills

The Death of Shame, Or The Rise of Shamelessness?

Important Question: Does a Straw Have One Hole Or Two?

An Even More Important Question:  How Often Should You Wash Bath Towels?

But The Most Important Question: Can Whiskey Expire?

Hilarious Ways U.S. Movies Were Changed For Other Countries

Letter of Recommendation: Rodney Dangerfield

Y'ever wonder what the Record for the Highest Scoring Scrabble Move was? (me, neither)

Trump's words never before used in the State of the Union address

A Fascinating, Super Simple Explanation Of Why We Can't Divide By Zero

Taylor Swift Wants Her Money Back

"Unprecedented": 9 historians on why Trump's war with the FBI is so stunning

Concussion Protocol

Everything Rian Johnson Has Been Forced to Explain About The Last Jedi (So Far)

While You Are Tweeting About the Nunes Memo, Russia Is Plotting Its Midterms Attack

           ~ and, finally ~

What the Hell Did Han Solo Do to the Millennium Falcon?


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 
- Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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January 31, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

                                 A Vacation Haiku:

                                    puerto galera
                                    a great place to scuba dive
                                    but the coffee sucks

Top of the heap:  It's Never Okay To Do These Things    

Democrats Should Be More Like Superman

Star Wars Director Rian Johnson Explains Why the Reveal of Rey's Parents Was Crucial

7 Offbeat Mardi Gras Krewes (and where to see their parades this Carnival season)

There's a New Brightest Object in the Sky (well, next to the Sun and the Moon)

Facebook just created its own unit of time

Poles of Inaccessibility: the Remotest Places on Earth

Japanese Smartphone Nose-Hair Trimmer

How the president's immigration policy evolved from idiot symbols to lazy viciousness

The Secret History of the World's Most Expensive Spice (nope, not Victoria Beckham...)

The High-Tech Gear Olympians Will Be Wearing

Strange Biology Questions. It takes real imagination (or possibly marijuana) to come up with your dissertation project

5 Famous People Who Are Pure Madness on Social Media (besides Trump)

How Stupid Can You Be?  Watch and see

The myth of America's immigration problem (it's not a problem)

Science Explains Why You Are Not a "Morning Person" (unless, of course, you are)

12 Idioms That Get Lost in Translation

The 20 Greatest Movie Villains of All Time

Keep Up With Super Bowl Ads with the Super Bowl Lil Ad Tracker
         ~ and, finally ~

Why Steven Spielberg's West Side Story Remake is an Important Opportunity

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.                                                            
- Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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