Wednesday, February 7, 2018

February 7, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail,
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                            The word “diputseromneve” may LOOK ridiculous,
                               but spelled backwards it’s even more stupid.


Top of the heap:  The Best 2018 Super Bowl Ads

Research About Hot Dogs, French Fries, and Other Nonsense

The Slick Science of Making Olympic Snow and Ice

50 Most Useful Alexa Skills

The Death of Shame, Or The Rise of Shamelessness?

Important Question: Does a Straw Have One Hole Or Two?

An Even More Important Question:  How Often Should You Wash Bath Towels?

But The Most Important Question: Can Whiskey Expire?

Hilarious Ways U.S. Movies Were Changed For Other Countries

Letter of Recommendation: Rodney Dangerfield

Y'ever wonder what the Record for the Highest Scoring Scrabble Move was? (me, neither)

Trump's words never before used in the State of the Union address

A Fascinating, Super Simple Explanation Of Why We Can't Divide By Zero

Taylor Swift Wants Her Money Back

"Unprecedented": 9 historians on why Trump's war with the FBI is so stunning

Concussion Protocol

Everything Rian Johnson Has Been Forced to Explain About The Last Jedi (So Far)

While You Are Tweeting About the Nunes Memo, Russia Is Plotting Its Midterms Attack

           ~ and, finally ~

What the Hell Did Han Solo Do to the Millennium Falcon?


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella.
 
- Skip
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