February 21, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

                    The only two white actors in "Black Panther" 

                    are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, 

                    and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum.

                        I guess that means… 

                            ...they’re the Tolkien white guys.

Top of the heap:  Speaking of Black Panther, if you haven't seen this, you should (no spoilers)

In this week's WTAF category: 3rd-Graders are selling AR-15 raffle tickets in Missouri

Gong Hei Fat Choi! 新年快乐! Happy Chinese New Year! What the Year of the Dog Means For You

America is Under Attack

Tricks to Fall Asleep Faster

The Best (and Worst) Sleeping Positions

This looks fun - Make Siri, Alexa, ad Google Assistant talk in an infinite loop

Tricks For Improving Your Posture

"Because Nothing Has Changed" - students and teachers are calling for nationwide school walkouts on April 20

Funny Names

The World's Most Useless Wheelchair Ramps

Y'ever wonder how many calories Winter Olympians consume? (yeah, me neither)

$235 million this past weekend alone - The Evolution of Marvel's Black Panther

Daniel-San and Johnny are at it again - The Karate Kid Gets a Makeover With Cobra Kai

          ~ and, finally - some Star Wars Stuff ~

The Very Real History of Death Stars  (Cue the "Imperial March") 

Here's All 290 Star Wars Movies Officially in Production Right Now

Luke Skywalker Was a Freeloader

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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