April 25, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

Forget the magic, the broomsticks, and the witchcraft.

The most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter is that

they eventually use all the skills they learned at school.

Top of the heap:  I Love Lucy Fun Facts You Haven't Heard Before

The 17 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Propaganda Posters

Drunk Tourist in Bar Accidentally Climbs Mountain
Okay, this is pretty funny - The Best Joke Written About Every US State (Thanks, Melody!)

Every EV on sale in America and its range

7 Split-Second Movie Jokes You Totally Missed

16,016 BBC Sound Effects Library

Impressive Flag Tattoos (Thanks, David)

Stories Behind 10 of the Most Haunted Paintings in the World

19 Odd Things About America That American's Haven't Realized

Oh, great. 5 Reasons Why Growing Old in 2018 is a Total Nightmare

The Top 5 Most Luxurious Yachts in the World

Here's a schedule of politicians giving commencement addresses this year

Someone's been waiting to write this headline: Scientists Confirm Uranus Smells Like Rotten Eggs

                - and, finally -

Yes, It's Already Time For Some Really Wild Star Wars: Episode IX Rumors

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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April 18, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail,
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

Damn Millennials. Walking around like they rent the place.

Top of the heap:  Take a Virtual Guided Tour of the Moon in 4K

5 Questions I still have for Sean Hannity about Michael Cohen

It's not your imagination. Allergy season gets worse every year

Really, Glendale?  REALLY??!?  (Thanks, Melody!)

The world's largest ice carousel - a spinning disk that's 427 feet across!

The Law is Coming, Mr. Trump.

How to fall asleep anywhere, anytime, according to military veterans

Disappearing colors optical illusion

Ranking America's Fast-Food Desserts

The Real Technology Problem

How a Country Bumpkin Turned Into the King of Hollywood

A Twitter thread that explains what you need to know about Trump's attorney Michael Cohen

10 Hygiene Habits It's Time To Ditch

Here's how to avoid becoming the victim of fake Uber drivers  (Thanks again, Mel!)

An Iraq War vet makes the case against shallow patriotism

Where Every Senate Republican Stands On the Mueller Investigation

The Planet That Took Us Beyond the Solar System

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Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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April 11, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail,
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

**air horn sound**

**second air horn sound***

Me: “Wait, this isn’t my deodorant.”

Top of the heap:  Bud Light's original Real Men of Genius Site

Elvis Presley's '68 Comeback Special Revealed a Past Sin

Well, *this* is discouraging: How Much Income You Need to Afford the Average Home in Every State

The Origins of All 30 MLB Team Names

The Real Science Behind Your Favorite Nerd Culture at Awesome Con

Jill McCabe: The president attacked my reputation. It's time to set the record straight.

21 Times Movies and TV Got College Very, Very Wrong

20 People Reveal the Absolute Dumbest Bets They've Ever Made

Making the World's Most Difficult Cocktail at Home

The Missouri Highway Pickle Mystery

The "Unspeakably Disgusting" Way Stanley Kubrick Created 2001: A Space Odyssey's Trippiest Scene

Alexa is coming to Big Mouth Billy Bass because the internet get what it wants.

Millions of Americans Go to Mexico When They Need Healthcare

Incredible Ancient Archeological Sites in the U.S.

Comfort Food From Around the World (with links to recipes)

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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April 4, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

So, apparently, it’s frowned upon to scream, 

“I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME!” 

when you're at the self-checkout machine.

Top of the heap:  Okay, this is scary: All the data Facebook and Google have on you

The Week's Coolest Space Images

The importance of pasta water

A Gentleman's Guide to Offering Condolences

19 Cheap and Easy Hobbies

Hidden Figures: How Donald Trump is Rigging the Census
The 25 Best Set Pieces of Steven Spielberg's Career

Self-driving cars: A level-by-level explainer of autonomous vehicles

The Most Intriguing Theories About 2001: A Space Odyssey

Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla: An All-Time Turkey (read why it's so bad, then watch it in its entirety!)

The Nuclear Explosion Simulator

10 Ways Americans and Europeans Differ

The World's Biggest Cruise Ship is Coming, and It Looks Straight Up Insane

 Describe Yourself Like a Male Author Would is the Most Savage Twitter Thread in Ages
10 Technologies We Stole From the Animal Kingdom

Here's something I betcha didn't know - there's a Astronaut Memorial on the Moon

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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