Wednesday, April 25, 2018

April 25, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

Forget the magic, the broomsticks, and the witchcraft.
The most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter is that
they eventually use all the skills they learned at school.


Top of the heap:  I Love Lucy Fun Facts You Haven't Heard Before

The 17 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Propaganda Posters

Drunk Tourist in Bar Accidentally Climbs Mountain
Okay, this is pretty funny - The Best Joke Written About Every US State (Thanks, Melody!)

Every EV on sale in America and its range

Split-Second Movie Jokes You Totally Missed

16,016 BBC Sound Effects Library

Impressive Flag Tattoos (Thanks, David)

Stories Behind 10 of the Most Haunted Paintings in the World

19 Odd Things About America
 That American's Haven't Realized

Oh, great. 5 Reasons Why Growing Old in 2018 is a Total Nightmare

The Top 5 Most Luxurious Yachts in the World

Here's a schedule of politicians giving commencement addresses this year

Someone's been waiting to write this headline: Scientists Confirm Uranus Smells Like Rotten Eggs

                - and, finally -

Yes, It's Already Time For 
Some Really Wild Star Wars: Episode IX Rumors


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 
 Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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