Wednesday, April 4, 2018

April 4, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  


So, apparently, it’s frowned upon to scream, 
“I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME!” 
when you're at the self-checkout machine.


Top of the heap:  Okay, this is scary: All the data Facebook and Google have on you

The Week's Coolest Space Images

The importance of pasta water

A Gentleman's Guide to Offering Condolences

19 Cheap and Easy Hobbies

Hidden Figures: How Donald Trump is Rigging the Census
The 25 Best Set Pieces of Steven Spielberg's Career

Self-driving cars: A level-by-level explainer of autonomous vehicles

The Most Intriguing Theories About 2001: A Space Odyssey

Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla: An All-Time Turkey (read why it's so bad, then watch it in its entirety!)

The Nuclear Explosion Simulator


10 Ways Americans and Europeans Differ

The World's Biggest Cruise Ship is Coming, and It Looks Straight Up Insane

 Describe Yourself Like a Male Author Would is the Most Savage Twitter Thread in Ages
10 Technologies We Stole From the Animal Kingdom

Here's something I betcha didn't know - there's a Astronaut Memorial on the Moon


Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 
 Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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