June 27, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

            I have a buddy who is in a wheelchair. He told me that his date stood him up.

            It’s still unclear to me whether his night was really amazing or just crappy.

Top of the heap: Parents hoped to raise $1,500 for separated migrant families. Pledges now total $15 million

The Best Steakhousesin Every State

13 Movie & TV JokesThat Perfected the Art of the Slow Burn

Sneaky Ways Restaurants are Hacking Your Brain

Here's What $1500 in Rent Looks LikeAcross the U.S.

The ransom offer has been made: detained migrants told they could get kids back on way out of US.

This is what the U.S. 'Space Force' could look like

Famous acting mistakesthat were kept in the movie

Books Where the Dog Dies, Rewritten So the Dog Doesn't Die

Playgrounds have changed a lotsince the early 1900's

Terminator 6ProvidesFirst Look at the Return of Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor

10 FascinatingFacts About the La Brea Tar Pits(#10-literally: "The the tar tar pits")

The 10 Best Free Search Toolsfor Windows 10

In America, Naturalized Citizens No Longer Have an Assumption of Permanence
Check your internet speed(and raise money for charity)

The Hiker's Guide to Trail Etiquette

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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June 20, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail,
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

                    As I was walking out to my car last night I heard

                    some rustling in the bushes. I immediately turned

                    on my cellphone flashlight and walked toward the

                    noise to see what it was. The only thing I discovered

                    was the unpleasant realization that I’m the dumbass 

                    who dies in the first ten minutes of every horror movie.

Top of the heap:  The 100 Greatest YouTube Videos of All Time, Ranked

Comparing TV Streaming Services

Grilling Mistakes Everybody Makes

How To Get Your Kids To Do Chores (Without Resenting It)

Two drivers get into an argument, then things got messy

Santa's Elves Live in ... Schenectady?

A "Comprehensive" List of Pet Peeves  (Yeah, there's a total of 9 of them.)

Pictures Guaranteed to Make You Smile

A Complete Intro to the Wines of France

Thinking about buying an electric scooter?

Finally. Southern Baptists Call Off the Culture War  (and move to cut ties with the Republican Party)

32 Phrases That Are Instant, Gigantic Red Flags

    ~ and, finally ~

Game of Thrones Spinoff: What to Expect From the Age of Heroes

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Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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June 13, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

                            I just now realized that I never said “unquote” after reciting a famous poem 

                            in Mrs. Sebesta’s 10^th grade English class, so I want to apologize if you’ve 

                            been thinking that everything I’ve said since then is from Shakespeare. 

Top of the heap:  Debacle in Quebec

Wildly Inappropriate Official Movie Tie-In  Products

TV Episodes You'll Never Get Tired of Watching ("Never"? Really?)

Genius Restaurant Menus

Clever Uses For Dryer Sheets

How to Pick the Perfect Watermelon

How to use Alexa in the bathroom (Ew.)

13 Things to Know About DNA Testing Kits

Power Tips for Chrome

Why Can't We Remember Our Dreams?

20 Tips That Can Make Anyone An Excel Expert

Terrifying Images Emerge From Within Once-Peaceful-Now-A-Security-Threat Canada

20 Brilliant Home Cleaning Hacks

Every State Ranked By How Miserable Its Summers Are

We're Number One! We're Number One!

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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June 6, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

To the lady at Costco who had her kid on a leash: 

I apologize for asking if he was a rescue.

The profanity wasn’t necessary, but I want 

to thank you for not siccing him on me.

Top of the heap:  For the fútbol fans: Everything you need to know about World Cup 2018

For my fellow nerds: The Star Wars Canon Timeline: Where to Start

Where we're most likely to find aliens

The Most Popular Course at Yale

The Meanings of the Family Banners of Game of Thrones

Every Star Wars Movie, Ranked

Speaking of Star Wars, Han Solo was almost in Revenge of the Sith

How Gerrymandered is Your State?

The Toughest Colleges to Get Into in 2018
Trump admits the reason behind his "fake news" cry 

Flying Trains, anyone?

Interesting: Trump's spent far more going to Mar-a-Lago alone than the Mueller probe has cost

25 Amazing Things Japan Has That We Need in America ASAP

13 Quirky Destinations For Your Summer Road Trip

Who knew? Why you should never feed bread to ducks

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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