January 30, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

Top of the heap:  We may finally know what causes Alzheimer's - and how to stop it (Thanks, Spider!)

Wiki Loves Earth Photo Winners

This week's best headline

Answers to Every Question About Guide Dogs

Honest Covers For Classic Books

2019 Social Media Image Sizes Cheat Sheet

The Evolution of the Motorcycle

Why is my Gmail suddenly full? And what can I do about it?

YouTube URL Tricks You Should Know About

6 Amazing Facts That'll Change The Way You Look t History

Secret Menu Items At Your Favorite Restaurants

Trump's lawyer said there were "no plans" for Trump Tower Moscow.  Here they are.

How a Group of Daring Bootleggers Created NASCAR

Historic firsts of the 2019 Oscar nominations

Hang on for Breaking Bad, The Movie and (maybe) The Big Lebowski 2

The MAGA Hat Goes Beyond Politics, It's Become A Symbol Of Hate

Affordable U.S. Destinations

Affordable International Destinations

Here's the Medical Cannabis Commercial Super Bowl Ad CBS Refused to Run

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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January 23, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            INTERVIEWER: What would you say are your st-

                            ME: Strengths? Making inferences from minimal data.

                            INTERVIEWER; Okay. And your we-

                            ME: Wheat allergies? None whatsoever.

Top of the heap: Holy Crap, the Moon Was Struck by a Meteorite During the Eclipse (Thanks, Spider!)

The 2018 Ocean Art Underwater Photo Contest Winners

A Few Photos To Remind You That Life Is Beautiful
Why the "Jaws" Shark is Not a Man-Eating Monster

The Nostalgia Effect (1980-2010)

Meet Wally, the Emotional Support Alligator

How to clean your gross earbuds

The '2009 vs. 2019' Meme Has Taken Over Social Media

24 maps that will change the way you see the world

Forget the dolphin found on Jupiter- there's also Mr. Hanky
10 Things You Should Never Clean with a Magic Eraser
Think it's cold where YOU live? BWAH-hahahahahaha! (Thanks, Melody)

Inside the complex, Hollywood-like world of building escape rooms

Psssst, Here's a Secret: We May Be Winning the War on Terrorism

Evolutionary Leftovers in the Human Body

Sorting out the TV resolution confusion
60 Genius Tattoos That Cover Up Scars and Birthmarks

The 15 Hardest Words to Spell

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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January 16, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            I wonder if Popeye’s Chicken is fried in Olive Oil?

Top of the heap:  The 2018 International Drone Photography Contest Winners

Ellen DeGeneres' Solution to Stop Trump From Talking On and On

The World's Strongest Viagra

Read this if your browser tabs are a hot mess

40 Facts About Words That Will Make You Say 'OMG' (Thanks, Melody!)

The Silver Rule: Lessons in Self Care

Why Are National Parks Still Open? Nobody Knows
New Congressional Marijuana Bill is Actually Numbered H.R. 420 (Thanks, Laura!)

The Quest to Find - and Save - the World's Most Famous Shipwreck

Most Common Last Name in Every State (Thanks again, Mel!)

29 Movies You Need to See This Year

9 Things You Can No Longer Deduct From Your Taxes (oh, great)

New Research Claims That Octopuses Came From Space (not an Onion article, I swear)
A Short Course in Trump's History With Russia

Secrets of Perfumers

Physics explains why time passes faster as you age

Unthinkable: 50 Moments That Define an Improbable Presidency

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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January 9, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            How do you reset your body back to its factory settings?

                            I’m asking for a friend.

                            Is it kale?

                            It’s kale, isn’t it?

                            Please don’t say it’s kale.

Top of the heap:  17 Random Acts of Kindness From Strangers

33 Useful Kitchen Tricks That Will Save You Hours

Scientists Just Melted a Hole Through 3,500 Feet of Ice to Reach a Mysterious Antarctic Lake
Ranking Vegetables By How Healthy They Are (yuck, yes, yuck, yuck, yuck, yes, yuck, yuck, yes, yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes, yes.) 

What is glitter?

Mother-in-Law stories

We DARE You To Visit The Ruins of this Civil War Haunting Ground in Oklahoma

24 Photos From the Depths of the Internet That You'll Never Be Able to Unsee

5 Crimes That Got Hilariously Foiled By Instant Karma

Why eye contact is so powerful

On Being a Woman in America While Trying to Avoid Being Assaulted

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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January 2, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            

                            Twenty years from now, kids listening 

                            to “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” are going 

                            to find it really, really weird. We’re going 

                            to have to explain that it has to be 

                            understood in the context of its time.

                            You see, it used to get cold outside.

Top of the heap:  Chicago's New 'Big Lebowski'-Themed Bar Really Ties the Room Together

6 New Year's Traditions from Around the World

(Another) 'Super Blood Moon' eclipse is coming in January (we had one last year, remember?)

47 Next-Level Movie Facts

5 Words That Are Spelled Weird Because Someone Got the Etymology Wrong (Thanks, Melody!)

How this government shutdown compares to every other since 1976

Never been to Shanghai? This might be the next-best thing

Inside the Coldest City in the World, Where It Snows 270 Days a Year

40 Items That You Didn't Know Shouldn't Be Refrigerated

7 Myths About Cooking Steak That Need to Go Away

Things You've Been Saying Wrong

13 Absurd Wellness Trends That Need to Go Away in 2019

The Most 2018 Photos Ever

Video Game Logic - the weirder parts of virtual life

A thing you can't do in each State

Photos That Sum Up Our Turbulent World in 2018

An Interview With a Marine Biologist About Aquaman (minor spoilers)

13 Things That Probably Sent Donald Trump Into a Rage Spiral in 2018

Welcome to the (sic) Dante's Inferno, an interactive tour of Hell

By the Numbers: a 2018 Money-In-Politics Index

42 Foods You Need to Eat Before You Die (some may, unfortunately, hasten that demise...)

Tracing the Real Betty Boop 

14 Rules You Should Follow in France so the Locals Don't Hate You

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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