January 9, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            How do you reset your body back to its factory settings?

                            I’m asking for a friend.

                            Is it kale?

                            It’s kale, isn’t it?

                            Please don’t say it’s kale.

Top of the heap:  17 Random Acts of Kindness From Strangers

33 Useful Kitchen Tricks That Will Save You Hours

Scientists Just Melted a Hole Through 3,500 Feet of Ice to Reach a Mysterious Antarctic Lake
Ranking Vegetables By How Healthy They Are (yuck, yes, yuck, yuck, yuck, yes, yuck, yuck, yes, yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes, yes.) 

What is glitter?

Mother-in-Law stories

We DARE You To Visit The Ruins of this Civil War Haunting Ground in Oklahoma

24 Photos From the Depths of the Internet That You'll Never Be Able to Unsee

5 Crimes That Got Hilariously Foiled By Instant Karma

Why eye contact is so powerful

On Being a Woman in America While Trying to Avoid Being Assaulted

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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