January 23, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            INTERVIEWER: What would you say are your st-

                            ME: Strengths? Making inferences from minimal data.

                            INTERVIEWER; Okay. And your we-

                            ME: Wheat allergies? None whatsoever.

Top of the heap: Holy Crap, the Moon Was Struck by a Meteorite During the Eclipse (Thanks, Spider!)

The 2018 Ocean Art Underwater Photo Contest Winners

A Few Photos To Remind You That Life Is Beautiful
Why the "Jaws" Shark is Not a Man-Eating Monster

The Nostalgia Effect (1980-2010)

Meet Wally, the Emotional Support Alligator

How to clean your gross earbuds

The '2009 vs. 2019' Meme Has Taken Over Social Media

24 maps that will change the way you see the world

Forget the dolphin found on Jupiter- there's also Mr. Hanky
10 Things You Should Never Clean with a Magic Eraser
Think it's cold where YOU live? BWAH-hahahahahaha! (Thanks, Melody)

Inside the complex, Hollywood-like world of building escape rooms

Psssst, Here's a Secret: We May Be Winning the War on Terrorism

Evolutionary Leftovers in the Human Body

Sorting out the TV resolution confusion
60 Genius Tattoos That Cover Up Scars and Birthmarks

The 15 Hardest Words to Spell

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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