March 27, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            They say any publicity is good publicity, so I guess I shouldn’t complain, 

                            but I can’t help feeling just a little insulted. And confused. I always 

                            thought those “Worst Dressed” lists were limited to *famous* people.

Top of the heap:  You Were At My Wedding, Denise

17 Pieces Of Indisputable Evidence That The Earth Is Flat

Give Donald Trump credit: His cover-up is working, so far

Beatbox Battle

12 Deeply Unsettling Food Facts You Wish You Didn't Know

What Might Happen if the Yellowstone "Super Volcano" was getting ready to erupt

Déjà Rêvé Is Even Weirder Than Déjà Vu

The 20 Greatest Breakup Songs Ever, ranked

Biker Club Pays Respects to the Christchurch Victims by Performing a Haka

Lineup for Woodstock 50

Florida Republicans Slam the Brakes on Felons Looking to Restore Their Voting Rights

Can you answer these real Jeopardy clues about your state? (Thanks, Melody!)

Here's another: Questions about science that stumped Jeopardy! contestants

The World's Happiest Countries, Ranked

Walt Disney'sFirst-Ever Map of Disneyland - Revealed  (Thanks, Monkeybone!)

15 Secrets Airports Don't Want You to Know

A running list of how President Trump is changing environmental policy (It's a long list)

The Misunderstanding of The Scream by Edvard Munch

15 Bad Movies That Would Be Great With Just One Change

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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March 20, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                                HER: Did you eat my Milk Duds?

                                ME: (silently chews for 3 minutes, and then finally swallows) 

                                       First of all, I don’t appreciate your accusations.

Top of the heap:  The World Wide Web Turns 30: Our Favorite Memories From A to Z

What you need to know about Starbucks' new rewards program

How Inuit Parents Teach Kids to Control Their Anger
They were... Socialist Invaders from the Future!

Things You Probably Never Thought About Until Just Now

Like Italian Food? It's Time You Learned To Make Carbonara

Can America recover from Trump?

So there's this asteroid heading toward Earth...

The Moon Pie Company Will Name Your Cat

The real Cyrano de Bergerac

Amazing Wildlife Photos From Yellowstone National Park

(Related) The 15 Least-Visited National Parks

The Most Popular Surnames in Each State (Thanks, Melody!)

Where Did These 10 Weird Idioms Come From?

These 42 Characters Are Identical No Matter What They're In

As investigators close in, the president invokes the support of the military, police, and vigilantes
That time the US Military made an atomic cannon

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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March 13, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

I once knew a woman who thought she’d found the 

best desert nomad in the world until she met a Bedouin.

Top of the heap:  Everything We Know About Star Wars Galaxy's Edge at Disneyland

Impeachment or pre-impeachment, the Trump accountability era is here

In the "It's-About-TIME" department: Punxsutawney Phil Arrested For Fraud

The Worst Tourist Trap in Every State  (Thanks, Melody!)

The world's second last Blockbuster closes, leaving just one store left

Y'ever wonder What Happens to All Those Beads After Mardi Gras? (Me, neither)

Only One Roadblock on the Road to Reform (rhymes with "Snitch McDonnell")

Are You a Drizzler or a Pooler? (Oh, get your mind out of the gutter...)

18 Famous Movies That Were Almost Hilariously Bad

How to Camp With Your Dog
Travel Alert: The Skies of Brazil Are Full of Spiders
Ever wonder what it looks like inside an avalanche?

The Spellbinding Swedish Song That Calls Cows Home

Y'ever wonder What's the Difference Between Ice Cream, Gelato, Frozen Custard, Frozen Yogurt, and Others?

Fascinating Facts About Candy

NASA Has Translated a Hubble Photo Into Music And it's Absolutely Terrifying  AMAZING  (Thanks, Laura)

Related: Astronauts Kidnap SpaceX's "Earthy" Toy (Funny.)

The Great Star Wars Heist

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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March 6, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                            Do you generate electricity with water through 

                            the process of hydropower? Because DAM!

Top of the heap:  Winners of the 2019 Underwater Photography of the Year Contest

Wanna find somewhere dark to go stargazing? Check this out

Dunno how long it's gonna be or what it will say, but you can pre-order it now

Funny Noticeboards From Around the World  (Thanks, David!)

5 Weird Facts About Congress Nobody Told You in School

AOC outrages Republicans by refusing to accept their ignorance

Flat Earthers conduct an experiment to prove the Earth is flat. Unfortunately...

Acoustic Kitty: the true story of a Cold War spy

23 U.S. Geography Facts You Didn't Learn in School  (Thanks, Spider!)

The Rise and Fall of the Man Cave

Inside Star Wars: Galaxy Edge (Disneyland's newest attraction) - A Firsthand Account

The Making of the Fox News White House 
      If that one's too long, here's the condensed version  (Thanks again, Spider!)

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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