March 20, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

                                HER: Did you eat my Milk Duds?

                                ME: (silently chews for 3 minutes, and then finally swallows) 

                                       First of all, I don’t appreciate your accusations.

Top of the heap:  The World Wide Web Turns 30: Our Favorite Memories From A to Z

What you need to know about Starbucks' new rewards program

How Inuit Parents Teach Kids to Control Their Anger
They were... Socialist Invaders from the Future!

Things You Probably Never Thought About Until Just Now

Like Italian Food? It's Time You Learned To Make Carbonara

Can America recover from Trump?

So there's this asteroid heading toward Earth...

The Moon Pie Company Will Name Your Cat

The real Cyrano de Bergerac

Amazing Wildlife Photos From Yellowstone National Park

(Related) The 15 Least-Visited National Parks

The Most Popular Surnames in Each State (Thanks, Melody!)

Where Did These 10 Weird Idioms Come From?

These 42 Characters Are Identical No Matter What They're In

As investigators close in, the president invokes the support of the military, police, and vigilantes
That time the US Military made an atomic cannon

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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