March 13, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

I once knew a woman who thought she’d found the 

best desert nomad in the world until she met a Bedouin.

Top of the heap:  Everything We Know About Star Wars Galaxy's Edge at Disneyland

Impeachment or pre-impeachment, the Trump accountability era is here

In the "It's-About-TIME" department: Punxsutawney Phil Arrested For Fraud

The Worst Tourist Trap in Every State  (Thanks, Melody!)

The world's second last Blockbuster closes, leaving just one store left

Y'ever wonder What Happens to All Those Beads After Mardi Gras? (Me, neither)

Only One Roadblock on the Road to Reform (rhymes with "Snitch McDonnell")

Are You a Drizzler or a Pooler? (Oh, get your mind out of the gutter...)

18 Famous Movies That Were Almost Hilariously Bad

How to Camp With Your Dog
Travel Alert: The Skies of Brazil Are Full of Spiders
Ever wonder what it looks like inside an avalanche?

The Spellbinding Swedish Song That Calls Cows Home

Y'ever wonder What's the Difference Between Ice Cream, Gelato, Frozen Custard, Frozen Yogurt, and Others?

Fascinating Facts About Candy

NASA Has Translated a Hubble Photo Into Music And it's Absolutely Terrifying  AMAZING  (Thanks, Laura)

Related: Astronauts Kidnap SpaceX's "Earthy" Toy (Funny.)

The Great Star Wars Heist

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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