November 13, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 (The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

My sons always used to roll their eyes when I 

went into my “When I was a kid, I had to walk 

to school in the snow, uphill, both ways!” speech. 

At least they did until the day I showed them 

my yearbook from good ol’ M.C. Escher Junior High.

Top of the heap:  This visualization of the size of outer space will blow your mind

Do you use Verizon? Then you probably have a free 12-month subscription to Disney+ streaming  (Thanks, Melody!) 

The 2019 National Toy Hall of Fame Inductees (wait... the what???)

The Old Farmer's Almanac Says This Winter is Going to Be a Sh*tshow

The Constitution Says "Bribery" in Impeachable. What Does That Mean?

What are the Internet's Rules about Free Speech?

Completely Ordinary Batman Adventures

Hitman hires hitman who hires hitman who hires hitman who hires hitman who tells police

A Beginner's Guide to Reddit

How to tie a variety of knots

The Top 10 Hottest Stocks Since 2000

How Bad Is It to Eat Gum From a 30-Year-Old Pack of Baseball Cards?

British Writer Pens Best Description of Trump I've Read

Wanna have your childhood ruined?

The Other Side of Sesame Street

Speaking of which - Sesame Street Turns 50

A myriad of mazes

What 5pm in November looks like

30 Jokes About Every College Major That Are So, So Dead On

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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