November 27, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 (The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

Happy Thanksgiving, dudes and dudettes. 

Enjoy your Turkey Day tomorrow, and just 

remember, nothin’ says lovin’ like somethin’

from the oven. Unless it’s a red spandex 

bodysuit with ostrich feathers, a can of 10W40

motor oil, and some fur-lined handcuffs.

Top of the heap:  The Things We Realized After We Rescued a Shelter Dog

Thanksgiving Flowcharts

13 Twists on Traditional Thanksgiving Dishes

The Thanksgiving Pie Recipes You've Been Waiting For All Tear

5 Ways to Pull Great Stories Out of Your Family

20 Twitter Thanksgiving Horror Stories

Inside Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker - more than the trailers reveal

Movies That Were Better Than the Book. And Why.

Badass Karate

I Study Liars - I've Never Seen One Like Donald Trump

The Difficult Legacy of Disney's Most Shocking Movie

What the world will be like in 50 years

Humans Placed in Suspended Animation For the First Time

The 10 Most Important Tech Trends of the Decade

The Flathead Beacon Police Blotter - comedy gold

Fact-Checking Toto's Africa

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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