January 29, 2020

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 (The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

I’m not saying that you shouldn’t trust the Internet, 

but there is an alarming discrepancy between the 

number of iPad’s I’ve won and the number of iPad’s I own.

Top of the heap:  Stunning Photos From the 2019 Ocean Art Contest   (Thanks, Billy!)

The Making of Caddyshack

Aviate, Navigate, Communicate: 6 Pilot Rules That Everyone Should Live By  (Thanks, Melody!)

20 Best Life Hacks to Get You Through Winter

The Decade in Review

Here's Why You Can't Remember Some of Your Dreams

These 12 old-school skills are becoming obsolete. Does it matter?

How long would it take to fall through the Earth?

Lake Michigan shipwreck would be world's most intact wooden schooner ever found  (Thanks, Laura!) 

The changes coming to Facebook

15 Excel Formulas That Will Help You Solve Real-Life Problems

Interesting Facts About the Apple Campus  (Tip O'the hat, David)

The Sacred Cows of Life and Work  (thanks, Lisa!)

A Weird Holiday Falls On Your Birthday And Here's What It Is  (Thanks, Debb!)

5 Most Secret Military Bases in the World

Sammy or Lincoln for Mayor?  (Thanks, Spidermonkey)

The Average Human Body Temperature Is No Longer 98.6°

An interactive tool that guesses your name

A fan-created archive of 380,000 "Jeopardy!" clues

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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January 22, 2020

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 (The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

Dear Science:

You cloned a sheep named Dolly when you could have cloned a llama.

A llama named Dolly.

A Dolly Llama.

That is all.

Send.

Top of the heap:  100 Fun and Interesting Facts About Practically Everything

Top of the heap II:  Women Know Things That Men Don't  (Thanks, Brother Billy!)

The 2020 Tokyo Olympic Posters

Winners of the 2019 Texas Sandfest

We don't deserve dogs

The Winners of the 2019 McGingerbread Hell Competition

11 Facts About Blazing Saddles (The Funniest Movie of All Time)

Star Trek Captains - Where Are They Now? (Thanks, Melody!)

'You're a bunch of dopes and babies' - Inside Trump's stunning tirade against generals

The Best and Worst Airlines in 2019, Ranked

The Rich American History of Nazi-Punching

Sir Ian McKellan's online diary during the filming of The Lord of the Rings

How to Like Jazz, For the Uninitiated

5 'Ugh' Trump Stories the News Totally Forgot About

7 Best Android Voice Translator Apps

The Continents of the Underworld - Giant Blobs Deep in the Earth

12 Unnecessary Windows Programs and Apps You Should Uninstall

An Oral History of Rickrolling

Before the end of the year, SpaceX Will Offer Satellite Broadband Internet

The Population Center of the U.S. is Moving West (at about 12.8 inches per hour)

Space Force Uniforms Unveiled

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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January 15, 2020

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 (The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

Pros of wearing all black: I look badass!

Cons of wearing all black: Everybody knows when I eat powdered donuts.

Top of the heap:  It's 2020 and you're in the future  (This one's gonna make you feel old)

Facebook issues stance on deceptive political ads: Figure it out for yourself

Canned Emails - a minimal site with prewritten emails

Dog invents her very own water slide (Thanks, Laura!)

Low-budget Habits and Goofy Tricks to keep old cars alive longer

18 Winter Car Hacks That Are Borderline Genius

12 Things That Are About to Get Way More Expensive

7 Mysterious Geological Formations That Still Baffle Scientists

Deepfake face-maker coming soon?

Children of Scientology - Life After Growing Up in an Alleged Cult ("alleged," my muscular buttocks)

Inside the Secret Service of Hollywood

The Greatest Thing Since... 1928

The Best Weather Apps (Thanks, David!)

In the "What-Could-POSSIBLY-Go-Wrong" Category...

In this week's "no-DUH" department: 32% of Americans Lack Basic Household Skills (Thanks, Amanda!)

Why You Should Sleep On Your Left Side

Behind-The-Scenes of CGI Effects

A Quick and Dirty Introduction to Bitcoin

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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January 8, 2020

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 (The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

“When I have kids, they will never…”

Spoiler Alert: They will. Oh, they will.

Top of the heap:  All It Took To Clean Up This Beach Was A Fish Sculpture Named Goby (Thanks, Gay!  MKAP!)

It's Gonna Be a Year

The Most Anticipated TV Shows of 2020

America in 2040

The Cult of Elvis

Heresy, Martin Luther! Heresy!  (Thanks, Melody!)

If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich? (short story: it's chance)

Bad Life Hacks

Cheery Thought: How We'd Die If The Sun Suddenly Went Supernova

A Whale of a Discovery

What Is the Hottest Place on Earth?

Physics Explains Why Time Flies as We Age

Which is Better, Two Medium Pizzas Of One Large Pizza?

CNET names 2019's top tech products of the year

From plastic bags to natural hair, here are the new laws coming in 2020

Hilarious Vanity Plates Rejected By the California DMV

14 of the Greatest Breaks in Comedy History

The unhealthiest foods to order in America

Plot points that make no sense in The Rise of Skywalker

The surprising psychology behind being perpetually late (you know who you are)

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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January 1, 2020

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 (The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

I’m trying my best to get into the spirit of the New Year, 

but the damn bottle just… won’t… open…

Top of the heap:  Turning Back Time: Humans Can Reverse Their Biological Age


Things We'll Probably Cancel in 2020

Spiky bodysuit protects small dogs from big enemies

Things to Do to Your Friends' and Family's Tech to Get Them to Stop Bothering You (calm down - they're talking about tech maintenance)

2020 Movie Releases

Scientists Share Their Wildest Experiences in the Field

Why Cult Classic 'Galaxy Quest' Wasn't a Bigger Hit

Mental health professionals read Trump's letter

6 Brilliant "Solutions" That Only Made Things Worse

What if Rachel Maddow is right?

Why background music is important

A List of Banned Baby Names

What Happens If You Commit a Crime in Space? (I'm asking for a friend)

Empathy vs. Sympathy

My Semester With the Snowflakes, from a 52-year-old veteran enrolled at Yale

Did That Really Happen? How Our Memories Betray Us

10 Places That Are Always on Fire

The Joy of Cosmic Mediocrity

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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