Wednesday, January 22, 2020

January 22, 2020

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  

Dear Science:


You cloned a sheep named Dolly when you could have cloned a llama.
A llama named Dolly.
A Dolly Llama.
That is all.


Send.


Top of the heap:  100 Fun and Interesting Facts About Practically Everything

Top of the heap II:  Women Know Things That Men Don't  (Thanks, Brother Billy!)

The 2020 Tokyo Olympic Posters

Winners of the 2019 Texas Sandfest


We don't deserve dogs

The Winners of the 2019 McGingerbread Hell Competition

11 Facts About Blazing Saddles (The Funniest Movie of All Time)

Star Trek Captains - Where Are They Now? (Thanks, Melody!)

'You're a bunch of dopes and babies' - Inside Trump's stunning tirade against generals


The Best and Worst Airlines in 2019, Ranked

The Rich American History of Nazi-Punching

Sir Ian McKellan's online diary during the filming of The Lord of the Rings

How to Like Jazz, For the Uninitiated

'Ugh' Trump Stories the News Totally Forgot About

7 Best Android Voice Translator Apps

The Continents of the Underworld - Giant Blobs Deep in the Earth

12 Unnecessary Windows Programs and Apps You Should Uninstall

An Oral History of Rickrolling

Before the end of the year, SpaceX Will Offer Satellite Broadband Internet

The Population Center of the U.S. is Moving West (at about 12.8 inches per hour)

Space Force Uniforms Unveiled



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 
 Skip    ಠ_ಠ


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