January 8, 2020

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
 (The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

“When I have kids, they will never…”

Spoiler Alert: They will. Oh, they will.

Top of the heap:  All It Took To Clean Up This Beach Was A Fish Sculpture Named Goby (Thanks, Gay!  MKAP!)

It's Gonna Be a Year

The Most Anticipated TV Shows of 2020

America in 2040

The Cult of Elvis

Heresy, Martin Luther! Heresy!  (Thanks, Melody!)

If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich? (short story: it's chance)

Bad Life Hacks

Cheery Thought: How We'd Die If The Sun Suddenly Went Supernova

A Whale of a Discovery

What Is the Hottest Place on Earth?

Physics Explains Why Time Flies as We Age

Which is Better, Two Medium Pizzas Of One Large Pizza?

CNET names 2019's top tech products of the year

From plastic bags to natural hair, here are the new laws coming in 2020

Hilarious Vanity Plates Rejected By the California DMV

14 of the Greatest Breaks in Comedy History

The unhealthiest foods to order in America

Plot points that make no sense in The Rise of Skywalker

The surprising psychology behind being perpetually late (you know who you are)

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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