Wednesday, September 4, 2013

September 4, 2013

            Everyone talks about the world's great
            injustices, but no one's mentioning
            how I've been stuck on this level
            of Candy Crush for a week now.

Top of the Heap: 
Buncha "How To's" this week...
     How to Escape a Submerged Car
     How to Get Beach Sand Off Your Feet
     How to Take Care of Your Smartphone Battery (the Right Way)
     How to Spot a Liar (With Help From the CIA)
     How to Get Emergency Power From a Phone Line
Some of the Greatest Moment in the History of Parenting

Burke's Bacon Bar: a (pretty much) all-bacon restaurant in Chicago (Thanks, Melody!)

After the Holiday Weekend, you might be searching for the Best Hangover Cure

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