May 30, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

Adulthood is completely understanding

why Britney Spears shaved her head

Top of the heap:  There is Only One Trump Scandal

31 Things You May Have Been Doing Wrong Your Entire Life

14 Secrets of Costco Employees

Napflix: Videos that will put you to sleep

Instant Pot Recipes Everyone Should Know

United States of Protest: A Citizen's Guide to 250 Years of Resistance

Deadpool 2 post-credits scene(s), explained (warning: spoilers)

The Next Big Discovery in Astronomy Has Already Been Found (We Just Don't Know It Yet)

Only a True Trivia Expert Will Get 15/20 On This Quiz (I got 13)

A truly genius parenting hack

The X-Men Movies You Never Saw

Inside an Amazon Fulfillment Center

Photography is Just One Big Lie

Having Babies on Mars is Going to Be a 'Titanic Challenge'

Why You Should Be Drinking Water

24 Things Princesses at Disneyland Would Never Tell You

Has Facebook Jumped the Shark?

The Rise of the Religious Left (yeah, count me in)

27 Ways to Clean All The Things You Don't Really Know How to Clean

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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May 23, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

I’ve been trying for weeks now to convince 

Marlee Matlin of my undying love for her, but 

my pleadings have been falling on… well, you know.

Top of the heap:  2018 Summer Movie Preview

Royal Wedding Outtake

How George Lucas Brought Star Wars to the Big Screen

Easy Dinner Ideas

Listen to These Auditory Illusions When You're Bored With Laurel and Yanny

Theater Urban Legends

Trump Has Now Broken Every One of His Economic Populist Promises (big surprise)

The Problem With Chinese GPS

How to Make Perfect Fried Rice

Commuter Crabs

Flopstarter is a crowdfunding site for ridiculously bad ideas

A Ribbon Map of the Mississippi River

The Ultimate Guide to Pumping Gas By Country (thanks, Keilah)

Color-changing smart clothes

The Ultimate Senior Prank

6 Things to Do If Your Allergies are Exploding

Pulling Off the Perfect Power Nap

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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May 16, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

 

                            1963 Jr. High School me (learning about ancient Rome): 

                            How could such a developed and rich society collapse so suddenly?

                            2018 me:  Oh.

Top of the heap:  The Best Health News of the Week (Thanks, Jason!)
12 Myths About Coffee You Need to Stop Believing Immediately

Every State Described by a Single Sarcastic Line from a Bitter Resident

Play Your Cars Right

Cafe in Taiwan makes lattes that look like your pets

You Asked For It

The guerrilla warriors fighting for government health care

The Secret to a Good Night's Sleep

You Can Always Count on an Airport Bar

The Ultimate Guide to Fly Fishing

Four Ways to Think About the Ending of Infinity War  Read them only if you've seen the film

The test NASA gave potential astronauts in 1958

How Working on a Cruise Ship Works

10 Ways to Protect Your House From Burglars

            ~ and, finally ~

How to find your eyeglass prescription without getting an exam

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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May 9, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

                   My favorite childhood memory? 

                             Not paying bills.

Top of the heap:  Are you a stargazer? Find a dark sky place

The Zipper Wars are here

Apparently, online dating assistants are a thing

Know your rights as an airline passenger

The Pentagon Is Making a Ray Gun to Stop Terrorist Attacks

Britain's Weirdest Folk Rituals

Return Policies of Online Retailers

How to Talk to Women (hint: you're probably doing it wrong)

Cleaning Basics You Should Probably Know By Now

How to Keep Your Succulents Alive (spoiler alert: drainage)

The man who perfected the laugh track

10 things you can clean with Coca-Cola

50 Ways the World is Getting Better

10 Things You'll Be Surprised to Learn About Dinosaurs

15 Life-Changing Kitchen Hacks
37 Parks to Visit Before You Die

Y'ever wonder why Dippin Dots never became The Ice Cream of the Future? (me, neither, but this is why)

This Soap Dispenser Hack Will Basically Give You Soap Forever (well, not really. But for awhile,                                                           anyway)

Struggles You'll Only Understand If You Were Born Before 1995

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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May 2, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

It occurred to me that, with the rise of all these self-driving vehicles,

eventually there's going to be a country song about how your truck left you, too.

Top of the heap:  How Michelle Wolf Blasted Open the Fictions of Journalism in the Age of Trump

Just for fun: Avengers Fakes

This is fun for a few minutes: Play Saturn's Rings Like a Harp

8 Serious Hollywood Scenes That Look Hilarious Without CGI

Here are the 13 Best New Cars For Grads

End of the American dream? The dark history of 'America First'

24 Movies That Can Be Badly Explained in One Sentence

The Longest Roads in the World (Thanks, Sarah!)

Best "my dog ate my homework" excuse attempt, ever

5 Insane Small-Town News Stories You Need To Know About

Why Restaurants Love Buffets Even More Than You Do

14 Incredible Edible Egg Tricks

The Rise of Nanosatellites

20+ Times Not-So-Smart People Did Not So Smart Things

The Death of Cash May Be Coming

The 10 Best Sentences in English Literature (according to these guys, anyway)

Unnecessary Alexa Tricks

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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