Wednesday, May 16, 2018

May 16, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 

"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,

through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."  
 
                            1963 Jr. High School me (learning about ancient Rome): 
                            How could such a developed and rich society collapse so suddenly?

                            2018 me:  Oh.


Top of the heap:  The Best Health News of the Week (Thanks, Jason!)
12 Myths About Coffee You Need to Stop Believing Immediately

Every State Described by a Single Sarcastic Line from a Bitter Resident

Play Your Cars Right

Cafe in Taiwan makes lattes that look like your pets

You Asked For It

The guerrilla warriors fighting for government health care

The Secret to a Good Night's Sleep

You Can Always Count on an Airport Bar

The Ultimate Guide to Fly Fishing

Four Ways to Think About the Ending of Infinity War  Read them only if you've seen the film

The test NASA gave potential astronauts in 1958

How Working on a Cruise Ship Works

10 Ways to Protect Your House From Burglars

            ~ and, finally ~

How to find your eyeglass prescription without getting an exam



Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 
 Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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