May 9, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

                   My favorite childhood memory? 

                             Not paying bills.

Top of the heap:  Are you a stargazer? Find a dark sky place

The Zipper Wars are here

Apparently, online dating assistants are a thing

Know your rights as an airline passenger

The Pentagon Is Making a Ray Gun to Stop Terrorist Attacks

Britain's Weirdest Folk Rituals

Return Policies of Online Retailers

How to Talk to Women (hint: you're probably doing it wrong)

Cleaning Basics You Should Probably Know By Now

How to Keep Your Succulents Alive (spoiler alert: drainage)

The man who perfected the laugh track

10 things you can clean with Coca-Cola

50 Ways the World is Getting Better

10 Things You'll Be Surprised to Learn About Dinosaurs

15 Life-Changing Kitchen Hacks
37 Parks to Visit Before You Die

Y'ever wonder why Dippin Dots never became The Ice Cream of the Future? (me, neither, but this is why)

This Soap Dispenser Hack Will Basically Give You Soap Forever (well, not really. But for awhile,                                                           anyway)

Struggles You'll Only Understand If You Were Born Before 1995

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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