May 23, 2018

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary of Skip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..."  

I’ve been trying for weeks now to convince 

Marlee Matlin of my undying love for her, but 

my pleadings have been falling on… well, you know.

Top of the heap:  2018 Summer Movie Preview

Royal Wedding Outtake

How George Lucas Brought Star Wars to the Big Screen

Easy Dinner Ideas

Listen to These Auditory Illusions When You're Bored With Laurel and Yanny

Theater Urban Legends

Trump Has Now Broken Every One of His Economic Populist Promises (big surprise)

The Problem With Chinese GPS

How to Make Perfect Fried Rice

Commuter Crabs

Flopstarter is a crowdfunding site for ridiculously bad ideas

A Ribbon Map of the Mississippi River

The Ultimate Guide to Pumping Gas By Country (thanks, Keilah)

Color-changing smart clothes

The Ultimate Senior Prank

6 Things to Do If Your Allergies are Exploding

Pulling Off the Perfect Power Nap

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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