August 28, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

There’s a delicate balance in telling people

you’re going to the gym, enough so that 

they’re impressed but not so much that 

they start expecting you to be in shape.

Top of the heap:  Wow.  Trump is doing what Obama couldn't

100 Photos Kids Born After 2000 Will Never Understand

Welcome to the Deepest Hole on the Entire Planet

The inside story behind the funniest baseball card ever made

Secrets of the 9-1-1 operator

The Best Fast Food Items You Can Order on the Road (according to a nutritionist)

Second careers of famous musicians

Why We Pour Milk on our Cereal (other than because it tastes good)

'Murkins! Why we love our apple pie

38 Americanisms the British Can't Bloody Stand

RV Camping 101: A Complete Beginner's Guide to RV Travel

Summer on the Swollen Great Lakes (Thanks, Melody!)
The Most Difficult-to-Pronounce Town in Every Single State

How to Make a Slightly Cooler Paper Airplane (but this time it can fly)

Common First Aid Mistakes

6 Chemical Reactions That Look Like Scenes From Horror Films

Costco Secrets 

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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August 21, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

Whoever said that you can catch more flies with honey 

has obviously never played outfield in a softball league

Top of the heap:  This blood test is highly accurate at identifying Alzheimer's before symptoms arise

Artificial gills for humans could become a reality (Thanks, Debb!)

21 Actually Effective Psychological Hacks

In this week's "Ew" category...

And, as long as we're talking about that, here's this

Something Big Just Slammed Into Jupiter

Y'ever wonder how long it would take to binge-watch a TV show?

How to Survive a Plunge Down a Waterfall (you know, just in case)

Health-Tracking Tattoos

The deepfakes of Bill Hader

How Scored Women and a Casanova Cop Caught L.A.'s 'Dine-and-Dash Dater'

20 Bacon-Flavored Foods the World Doesn't Need (according to these idiots, anyway)

Listen to live radio stations around the globe with Radio Garden

Most Thrilling Roller Coaster Drops Around the World (Thanks, Melody)

Y'ever wonder why cornflakes were invented? (Yeah, me neither)

Find other musical artists you might like with Music Map

65 Times People Explained Movies So Badly It Was Good

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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August 14, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

Has anyone else ever wondered if, in a pinch, 

Jim Henson ever used Kermit as an oven mitt?

Top of the heap:  A list of all the returning TV shows (Thanks, Melody!)

What Does It Feel Like to Die?

Take a Blast From the Past with Bobby Sox and Do Wop (Thanks, Wally!)

Just GUESS what prompted the guy who fractured that kid's skull for "disrespecting" the national anthem

The Eternal Lie of the Pools That Turn Blue if You Pee in Them

A Brief and Awful History of the Lobotomy

28 Sneaky Jokes You Never Caught in Movies and TV Shows

The Horror of Microsoft Teams

Odd Features in Real Homes

5 Iconic Movies Saved By Last-Minute Changes

The Pirate Who Penned the First English-Language Guacamole Recipe

Weird Facts that will make you question everything (Thanks again, Melody!)

What it's like to ride in an F-16 Fighter Jet

In the "Oh-Great" department: A Reformed White Nationalist Says The Worst is Yet to Come

The Best Budget Restaurant in Every State, According to Yelp

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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August 7, 2019

Website Wednesday
a subsidiary ofSkip's House of Chaos
(The 234,453rd Most Interesting Man in the World)
 
"From the Large Intestine of the Internets,
through the Sphincter of Electronic Mail, 
peeing like a baby on a changing tableinto the brisk digital wind..." 

I’ve always wondered why some people 

jump off the tops of buildings to see if they

can fly. Wouldn’t it be safer and make a

lot more sense to try to fly UP to the top?

Top of the heap:  The Quest to Make the World's Most Perfect Brownies

How to politely smoke weed

Trump's tweets giving you headaches, you say?

5 Famous People Whose Entire Personality Was an Act

Europeans Are Sharing All The Things They Do Better Than Americans (and it's painfully accurate)

When New Yorkers Were Menaced by Banana Peels

10 Hotel Tricks No One Taught You (Thanks, Melody!)

What if Avoiding the Sun is BadFor You?

How Long Has It Been Since Donald Trump Attacked Someone on Twitter?

The Making of Colonel Sanders

All 104 James Bond Villains, Ranked

Fear, confusion, despair: the everyday cruelty of a border immigration court

The Oldest Towns in Every US State

A Brief Compendium of Medical Quackery

What it's like to be a Lifetime Supply Winner

Love you, mean it. Let's do lunch. Have your people call my people. Ciao, bella. 

 - Skip    ಠ_ಠ

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